Comic Jokes

Funniest Comic Short Jokes

Short comic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comic humour may include short fiction jokes also.

1. Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
2. My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why. I had to draw my own conclusions.
3. People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
4. If comic books have taught me anything it’s that something named OMICRON is going to be near impossible to defeat unless we all work together to defeat it.
5. So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine... Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?
   Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish.
   Me: No, it's free!
   
6. My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor. Because we both have back issues.
7. TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span. Its name is 80-HD
8. I wore my "Gandalf for President" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration.
9. I made an Undertale comic, but it's all about sans Well, I guess, you can call it Comic Sans
10. I'm in prison and decided to start my career here as a standup comic It helps to have a captive audience

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Comic One Liners

Which comic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comic? I can suggest the ones about anime and movie.

1. What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans
2. What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book? X-Men
3. I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday. It wasn't a big deal.
4. Snoopy writes a Batman comic book. "He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."
5. I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.
6. There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors... They have issues, man.
7. I feel sorry for comic book collectors. They have so many issues
8. I told my teachers I'll be the greatest comic ever. They all laughed at me.
9. I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font.
10. Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues.
11. I can't read Charlie Brown comics anymore... Turns out I'm allergic to peanuts.
12. What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask.
13. I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
14. A comedian walks into a bathroom It's a comic relief.
15. Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans.

Comic Book Jokes

Here is a list of funny comic book jokes and even better comic book puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I use to go to a comic book shop that only sold books with female leads; The owner was apparently arrested for being a heroine dealer.
• Who was the dad's favorite comic book hero? The Pun-isher.
• My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well They had a lot of issues
• What's the most popular pickup line at a comic-book convention? "Your parents' basement or mine?"
• What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner.
• Why do new comic books smell so refreshing? Because they're in mint condition.
• If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material I would be a comic comic comic.
• Who is Mike Pence's favorite comic book character? Electro
• What's the best idea for comic books? The Shredder
• When I was a kid... I could walk in the store with a dollar and come out with 3 candy bars, a mountain dew, a bag of chips, and a comic book.
  Couldn't do that nowadays, there's cameras everywhere.

Comic Con Jokes

Here is a list of funny comic con jokes and even better comic con puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?
  peter PARKER.
  
• I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
• San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
• I remember when I went to Comic-Con... It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...
• I dressed up as the letter B for comic con. It's my favorite character.
• I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion.
• Got stuck on the highway when the engine blew on the way to Comic Con. It was a nerd bus breakdown.
• They're gonna put San Diego Comic Con and New York Comic Con together, but people didn't quite get it They said it was con-fusing
• Why Couldn't the Painter Make Money at Comic-Con? Nobody wanted to deal with a con artist.
• At Comic Con, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours.

Stand Up Comic Jokes

Here is a list of funny stand up comic jokes and even better stand up comic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant?
  A DINE-O-SAUR.
  I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
• Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.
• Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged
  saw on last comic standing
• I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume
• What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
• I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed I'm a Comic, Sans the humor.
• Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery.
• My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off
• Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman? His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.
• How does a stand-up comic go on strike? By sitting down

Peanuts Comic Jokes

Here is a list of funny peanuts comic jokes and even better peanuts comic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics. He was tired of working for Peanuts.
• Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics. They're packed with Peanuts.
• When Charles Schulz created his first comic... Everyone thought it was gonna peanuts
• I think it's pretty irresponsible when newspapers don't post warnings when their Sunday comics contain Peanuts.
• I never read the Sunday comics because I'm allergic to Peanuts.

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What funny jokes about comic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comic pranks.