Comic Jokes

Following is our collection of cartoon puns and comedic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comic jokes for adults, dirty manga jokes and clean rec dad gags for kids.

The Best Comic Puns

What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.

It wasn't a big deal.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel

When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well.

"What happened?" his friend asked.

"Well, since I didn't know hebrew, I decided to convey the ad through a comic. The first panel showed a guy in a desert, dying of thirst. The secone panel showed him drinking coke. And the third panel showed him completely rejuvenated."

"That sounds great! Why didn't it work?"

"Nobody told me they read right to left!"


Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the Suicide Squad!

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...

You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine...

Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?

Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish.

Me: No, it's free!

*from a comic by Cyanide and Happiness*

What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes?

A heroine addict.


My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor.

Because we both have back issues.

I buy every comic book I see. . .

My friends say I have lots of issues.

I wore my "Gandalf for President" shirt to the comic convention.

It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors...

They have issues, man.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues

someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end

what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?

peter PARKER.

My 8 year old brother's best joke.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR.

I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.


I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!

It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.

My girlfriend just dumped me because of my superman comic collection.

She said I have too many issues.

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic?

He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday.

I couldn't see any.

A comedian walks into a bathroom

It's a comic relief.

In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.

You know - comic relief.

I don't mind comic sans.

It's honestly a very well rounded font.

Every time I go to a comic convention in my normal clothes, people ask me who I'm going as. I finally have an answer...

Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...

Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...

...why do birds sadden Lee up here?

A man is going to comic con

He's just throwing around cosplay ideas with his wife, and then he exclaims, "Oh! I could be the Comedian from Watchmen!"
To which his wife replies, "Babe, you don't need to dress up to be a minuteman.."

Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians?

Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Found a wooden shoe in my toilet

it was clogged



saw on last comic standing

Bloom County

I used to read Bloom County (a comic strip).

Remember when they put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the Cat?

Who's laughing now.

A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get?

A Netflix original series!

"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

Did you hear about the standup comic who was just released from prison?

Yeah, Gilbert got freed.

(I apologize to Gilbert.)

*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:

\- What are you here for?

\- I wrote a comic strip saying that our president was an idiot.

\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?

\- For disclosure of classified information.

Who was the dad's favorite comic book hero?

The Pun-isher.

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs?

A prop comic

What did the new comic say to the mic?

Thanks for the feedback.

Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says

Hey, we don't serve your type here

My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well

They had a lot of issues

I saw thor reading a thor comic...

to be honest, I think it might be a metathor.

I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV

Now im a comic sans resume

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

I dressed up as the letter B for comic con.

It's my favorite character.

Why do new comic books smell so refreshing?

Because they're in mint condition.

If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material

I would be a comic comic comic.

I wrote an Undertale manga recently...

It's written in Comic Sans.

Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician?

He needed to work on his delivery.

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims

They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

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