Comic Book Jokes
52 comic book jokes and hilarious comic book puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comic book that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Comic Book Short Jokes
Short comic book jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comic book humour may include short comic con jokes also.
- My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why. I had to draw my own conclusions.
- If comic books have taught me anything it’s that something named OMICRON is going to be near impossible to defeat unless we all work together to defeat it.
- My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor. Because we both have back issues.
- I use to go to a comic book shop that only sold books with female leads; The owner was apparently arrested for being a heroine dealer.
- What's the most popular pickup line at a comic-book convention? "Your parents' basement or mine?"
- If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material I would be a comic comic comic.
- When I was a kid... I could walk in the store with a dollar and come out with 3 candy bars, a mountain dew, a bag of chips, and a comic book.
Couldn't do that nowadays, there's cameras everywhere. - A guy walks up to the pretty girl working at the comic book store and say" Hey baby are you into werewolves..." "Cause I'm lycan the way you look"
- Mom to grown up son: "I donated all those old comic books you had in the attic to Goodwill." "I didn't want to just throw them away."
- Whats a good comic book movie? I dont know sir, im a DC fan.
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Comic Book One Liners
Which comic book one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comic book? I can suggest the ones about comic and superhero.
- What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book? X-Men
- Snoopy writes a Batman comic book. "He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."
- I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.
- There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors... They have issues, man.
- I feel sorry for comic book collectors. They have so many issues
- Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues.
- Who was the dad's favorite comic book hero? The Pun-isher.
- My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well They had a lot of issues
- What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner.
- Why do new comic books smell so refreshing? Because they're in mint condition.
- Who is Mike Pence's favorite comic book character? Electro
- What's the best idea for comic books? The Shredder
- There is one reason I'm not into comic books There are too many issues in the industry
- Why aren't comic books as popular anymore? Because they're too sketchy nowadays.
- You know the famous Pakistani comic book guy... Pakistan-Lee?
Hilarious Fun Comic Book Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about comic book you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean children book jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comic book pranks.
A girl goes to a library.
Girl: I want the book, "Women- The most perfect and intelligent."
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Librarian: Comic section is at the backside.
A nerd was walking home from the comic book store and tripped over a green lantern.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. "Three wishes, kid. You know the drill." The kid thought about it for only a second and said, "I want to be just like Batman." "No sweat," said the genie, "I'll be back for your two other wishes after I'm finished with your parents."
What did the magazine say to the comic book?
Boy, do we have issues!
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Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?
They just can't resist the heroine.
I've always wanted to be a comic book artist...
I'm really drawn to it.
AC/DC has broken up!
AC now charges phones and DC started making comic books.
Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection
he's already got all the daddy issues
What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book?
A Deadpool.
3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk
3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk and try to decide how to spend it.
The first boy says "we should go buy a comic book". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that once they've read it, they'll have nothing left.
The second boy says "we should go buy candy". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that much candy will give them upset stomachs.
The 3rd boy says "I know! We can buy a box of tampons! According to the commercials, with it we can go horseback riding, swimming, biking, jogging..."
What do you call an African writer who loves comic books?
Black Penther
When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...
You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.
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"Comic books aren't important." -Bill Maher
"N**ger." -Bill Maher
