The Best 45 Comi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comi jokes. There are some comi hallmark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comi ino puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comi Jokes and Puns

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Comi joke, Why was the comic book series depressed?

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.

Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.

But it's only worth $7.70.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Comi joke, What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims

They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."

*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.

Coming soon to the USA...


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"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

They're coming out with the Note 8...

I'm glad they didn't end on a bad note!

When the second coming happens...

I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.

Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.

Coming Back as a Hillbilly

Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

Comi joke, Coming Back as a Hillbilly

Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,

But I thought the therapy was more shocking.

What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?


It's all coming back to me now

said the old man who peed in the wind

I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.

It wasn't a big deal.

Coming out of the closet in 2018

Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities.

Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.

I like coming in to work.

It's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.

I'm coming out guys. I'm trans-parent.

I've always wanted to be invisible.

Why do new comic books smell so refreshing?

Because they're in mint condition.

It's coming home!

The team that is...

they do have the 3rd place match tho..

When everything is coming your way...

You're in the wrong lane.

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...

Binging and Purging

Coming from a Chinese person, Trump's wall totally works.

I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.

I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!

It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.

It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside.

Because now is the winter of my disco tent.

My coming out story:

A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body

9 months later I was born

What did the new comic say to the mic?

Thanks for the feedback.

Comic sans and Times new Roman walk into a bar...

Get out! yells the bartender. We don't serve your type!

Nobody saw this coming

I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

All the comic books I got from my older brother had the last page missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

When They Say Everything is Coming your Way, there's 2 Meanings to that.

1.) Everything is going as you expected.

2.) You're in the Wrong Lane.

Coming up with a repost to farm karma?

Piece of cake!

Coming to a mulberry bush near you..

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "what'll you have"?
"Pop" goes the weasel.

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