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"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."
It wasn't a big deal.
But today it's a piece of cake!
if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
Walking.
Your main task is get pass the boss.
The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."
You're in the wrong lane.
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation
Paul Reverse
But it's only worth $7.70.
I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.
It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
It's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.
Because it had too many issues.
No one expects the Spanish acquisition.
Needless to say he killed.
I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.
*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.
A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body
9 months later I was born
Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.
Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL
Binging and Purging
Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.
Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!
Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
The team that is...
they do have the 3rd place match tho..
I've always wanted to be invisible.
Mint conditioner.
#Mexit
But I thought the therapy was more shocking.
said the old man who peed in the wind
Thanks for the feedback.
They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.
Because they're in mint condition.
Get out! yells the bartender. We don't serve your type!
"I'll be Bach"
in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.
Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.
Patient: Who! Me or me?
For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".
The hardcore nerds will take One DC, one Marvel, and one Indie
He just wasn't her type.
I'm not sure, but it would have to be a Huge Ack-man.
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