Comi Jokes

Following is our collection of prone puns and hallmark one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comi jokes for adults, dirty short jokes and clean ino dad gags for kids.

The Best Comi Puns

"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.

It wasn't a big deal.

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?


Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."

When everything is coming your way...

You're in the wrong lane.

Coming Back as a Hillbilly

Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.

But it's only worth $7.70.

Nobody saw this coming

I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!

It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.

I like coming in to work.

It's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

Coming from a Chinese person, Trump's wall totally works.

I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.

"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."

*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.

My coming out story:

A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body

9 months later I was born

Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities.

Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.

Coming out of the closet in 2018

Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL

Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...

Binging and Purging

After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.

Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?

When the second coming happens...

I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside.

Because now is the winter of my disco tent.

It's coming home!

The team that is...

they do have the 3rd place match tho..

I'm coming out guys. I'm trans-parent.

I've always wanted to be invisible.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Coming soon to the USA...


Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,

But I thought the therapy was more shocking.

It's all coming back to me now

said the old man who peed in the wind

What did the new comic say to the mic?

Thanks for the feedback.

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims

They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

Why do new comic books smell so refreshing?

Because they're in mint condition.

Comic sans and Times new Roman walk into a bar...

Get out! yells the bartender. We don't serve your type!

After coming in a close second in the annual Historical Composers Halloween Costume Contest, the terminator vowed to win the next year..

"I'll be Bach"

This year's Comic-Con will be hosted in Hawaii

in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.

We never saw it coming.

Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.

Patient: Who! Me or me?

Coming out with a hair product line....

For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".

Comic shop employees are like bartenders for nerds

The hardcore nerds will take One DC, one Marvel, and one Indie

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

If the comic strip Kathy were to be adapted into a TV show, which actor would play Irving, her love interest?

I'm not sure, but it would have to be a Huge Ack-man.

Why do they say "coming out of the oven" instead of "coming out of the closet" in France?


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