Comi Jokes
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Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...
if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
Why do they say "coming out of the oven" instead of "coming out of the closet" in France?
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Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.
He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.
Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"
"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."
Why was the comic book series depressed?
Because it had too many issues.
Comic Sans walks into a bar.
The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."
After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.
Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.
But it's only worth $7.70.
What do comic book collectors use in their hair?
Mint conditioner.
DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims
They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.
Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?
He just wasn't her type.
"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."
*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.
Coming soon to the USA...
#Mexit
"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."
"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."
Coming out with a hair product line....
For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".
They're coming out with the Note 8...
I'm glad they didn't end on a bad note!
When the second coming happens...
I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.
Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games
Your main task is get pass the boss.
We never saw it coming.
Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.
Patient: Who! Me or me?
Coming Back as a h**...
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a h**...?
A. Reintarnation
Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,
But I thought the therapy was more shocking.
What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?
Walking.
Coming back from a hockey game I heard this
Hey man which way do you shoot?
Oh you know I swing both ways.
(Courtesy of two funny drunks)
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Comi One Liners
Which comi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comi? I can suggest the ones about short and perfect.
- Why was the poor comedian tubing on a communist river? To strike the Comy-eddy gold!
