The Best 5 Comfy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comfy jokes. There are some comfy toasty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comfy massachusetts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comfy Jokes and Puns

I was having trouble getting to sleep last night

After about an hour of tossing and turning, my wife rolled over, snuck her hand under the covers, and trailed it playfully down my chest.
"Want meeee to help you get to sleep", She whispered coyly into my ear.
"Yeah", I replied. "Tell me again how your day went".

Couch was comfy.

Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.

One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"

The other says, "Hot damn! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"

"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."

my friend invited me over one day at his house....

he told me to get comfy and feel like its my home, so i threw him out, i dont like having visitors.

A scotsman goes to the dentist.

A scotsman goes to the dentist.

Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks

"Comfy?"

The scotsman replies "Glasgow mate"

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist. The woman sits in the chair. "Comfy?" the dentist asks...

"Govan" she replied.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comfy cozy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comfy scenery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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