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Comforter Jokes

5 comforter jokes and hilarious comforter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comforter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Comforter Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good comforter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food!

I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.

I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.

A blonde and her husband are watching the news...

News: A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn't open.
The blonde bursts into tears
Husband (comforting her): I know it's sad, but people need to know that there's a risk while skydiving.
Blonde: But that's a lot of people. How many is a Brazilian?

I got to a party and the host said, Make yourself at home , so I got comfortable.

Turns out English was not his first language, and he was asking me to leave.

My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..."

"But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.

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