Comforter Jokes

Following is our collection of crumb puns and sharpies one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comforter jokes for adults, dirty waterbed jokes and clean bed dad gags for kids.

The Best Comforter Puns

I want to say comforters are superior to quilts

But I don't like to make blanket statements.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Recently found out my wife is sleeping with our best friend when I'm out of town.

Every other month I get home from a trip, the sheets are miraculously just cleaned every single time. Hardly coincidental.

She thinks I don't notice the dog hair on the comforter, she never thought to wash that.

why was the baby comforter so sad?

It was a little down

Yo mama so fat....

...she uses a comforter for a wash rag.


There is an abundance of cracker jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and comforter puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any comfortable blonde witze you can hear about comforter.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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