The Best 5 Comforter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comforter jokes. There are some comforter sharpies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comforter bed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comforter Jokes and Puns

I want to say comforters are superior to quilts

But I don't like to make blanket statements.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Recently found out my wife is sleeping with our best friend when I'm out of town.

Every other month I get home from a trip, the sheets are miraculously just cleaned every single time. Hardly coincidental.

She thinks I don't notice the dog hair on the comforter, she never thought to wash that.

why was the baby comforter so sad?

It was a little down

Yo mama so fat....

...she uses a comforter for a wash rag.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comforter cracker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comforter comfortable blonde piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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