Comforter Jokes
5 comforter jokes and hilarious comforter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comforter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?
Too close for comfort food!
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
A blonde and her husband are watching the news...
News: A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn't open.
The blonde bursts into tears
Husband (comforting her): I know it's sad, but people need to know that there's a risk while skydiving.
Blonde: But that's a lot of people. How many is a Brazilian?
I got to a party and the host said, Make yourself at home , so I got comfortable.
Turns out English was not his first language, and he was asking me to leave.
My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..."
"But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
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