Comfortably Jokes

Following is our collection of intercom puns and conveniently one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comfortably jokes for adults, dirty comfortable blonde jokes and clean copilot dad gags for kids.

The Best Comfortably Puns

I looked at my bank account and found I could live the rest of my life comfortably without working...

... as long as I die on Thursday.

A comfortably old joke

A doctor runs a test on an elderly lady in the hospital and comes in to her room to read her the results.
"I have some bad news, and some more bad news. You have cancer, and you also have Alzheimer's disease"
The woman says "Well at least I don't have cancer."

A Welshman died at the weekend...

Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard

...I'll see myself out

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

As a musician I'm jealous sofas

They can at least support a family of 4 comfortably

I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa

Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...

... the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

I made a standing desk for myself at work and it made a huge difference

Now I look up at my computer, while I continue sitting comfortably

I psych student posted this joke on Facebook and I don't get it, can someone explain?

Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"

The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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