The Best 12 Comfortably Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comfortably jokes. There are some comfortably conveniently jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comfortably copilot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comfortably Jokes and Puns

I looked at my bank account and found I could live the rest of my life comfortably without working...

... as long as I die on Thursday.

A comfortably old joke

A doctor runs a test on an elderly lady in the hospital and comes in to her room to read her the results.
"I have some bad news, and some more bad news. You have cancer, and you also have Alzheimer's disease"
The woman says "Well at least I don't have cancer."

A Welshman died at the weekend...

Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep

Comfortably joke, A Welshman died at the weekend...

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard

...I'll see myself out

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb


As a musician I'm jealous sofas

They can at least support a family of 4 comfortably

I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa

Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car

Comfortably joke, I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

I made a standing desk for myself at work and it made a huge difference

Now I look up at my computer, while I continue sitting comfortably

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch,...

... the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

I psych student posted this joke on Facebook and I don't get it, can someone explain?

Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"

The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"

You can explore comfortably intercom reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean comfortably comfortable blonde dad jokes. There are also comfortably puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comfortably homosectional jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comfortably comfy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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