The Best 4 Comfortable Blonde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comfortable Blonde jokes. There are some comfortable blonde tells jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comfortable blonde blonde brunette redhead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Comfortable Blonde Jokes and Puns

A blonde and her husband are watching the news...

News: A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn't open.

The blonde bursts into tears

Husband (comforting her): I know it's sad, but people need to know that there's a risk while skydiving.

Blonde: But that's a lot of people. How many is a Brazilian?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were in a doctors office and they were all pregnant..

The brunette says, " I know I'm having a boy because I was on the bottom."
The redhead says "Then I must be having a girl because I was on the top!"
The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably and the two other girls start comforting her asking what's wrong...
The blonde looks at them through her teary eyes and exclaims "I'm having puppies!!"

A blonde and a brunette inherit their parent's ranch but they soon run into money trouble

The brunette says "I'll go to town to buy a bull to produce offspring then send you a telegram when I'm done."

So she gets the bull, goes to the telegram office but she only has enough money left for 1 word. She tells the man at the office to send the word "Comfortable" and he says she'll never know what that means.

So the brunette says "My sister's a blonde so she'll read the word very slowly: Com-for-tha-bull."

A blonde asks the doctor: Can you catch aids in toilets?

Doctor: Yes you can, but there are more comfortable places.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comfortable blonde blonde birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comfortable blonde blonde brunette piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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