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Funniest Comey Short Jokes

Short comey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comey humour may include short impeachment jokes also.

1. Comey: He's guilty Democrats: He's guilty
   Trump: I'm guilty
   Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
2. Question: Can the President fire the Director of the FBI? Yes, of course. If he can put Trump in office, President Putin can certainly fire Comey too.
3. Did you hear about the time Donald Trump made James Comey have lunch with him? I heard it was a presidential man-date.
4. What did the President say, when he wanted to reconcile with his long-lost friend over the phone? James Comey.
5. So Trump runs into James Comey at a party... "Hey, Jim Comey, what's new?"
   "I don't have to tell you any more."
6. Comey's Testimony Director Comey, using this doll, please show the Senators where the President touched you.
7. BREAKING NEWS: Comey caught promoting possible Trump hotel merger After being fired Comey stated, "You won't be calling it The Watergate for much longer"
8. The day after FBI Director James Comey was fired... ...Hillary Clinton sent him an e-mail. It started,
   *Dear James,*
   *I hope this e-mail reaches you.*
9. Why doesn't Trump care that the stress from being investigated is making him lose his hair? (OC) Because he is so over Comey.
10. Why was everyone shocked when Trump fired the director of the FBI? Cause everyone thought that Trump was fond of comeys

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Comey One Liners

Which comey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comey? I can suggest the ones about administration and scandal.

1. James Comey walks into a bar... and orders two White Russians - one for here, one to go.
2. What is it called when mitt romney and James Comey hang out? A romcom.
3. Why did they fire James Comey? Cause he's a comey.
4. Welcome to McDonald's I'm James Comey, how can I help you?
5. Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey! Chameeel-e-on!!!
6. I got a new pet cockroach..... And i named him Comey the h**...

Cheerful Comey Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about comey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assassination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comey pranks.