The Best 6 Comets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comets jokes. There are some comets hubble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comets spudnik puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comets Jokes and Puns

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in Christmas crackers, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets.

The real joke is in the comets

I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.

The real joke's always in the comets.

Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets?

Because the real joke is in the comets!

Did you know you can crack open a meteor like an egg?

Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.


Why can't astrologers find humor in the movements of stars and planets?

The real joke is in the comets

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comets element jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comets astronomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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