Comet Jokes
39 comet jokes and hilarious comet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Comet Short Jokes
Short comet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comet humour may include short asteroid jokes also.
- Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
- It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in christmas cracker, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets. The real joke is in the comets
- Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets? Because the real joke is in the comets!
- If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out
- Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment
- Did you know you can crack open a meteor like an egg? Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.
- Why don't dinosaurs celebrate Christmas? They didn't like it the last time comet came.
- It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians.
- Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet? It had a fear of Cometment
- What do NASA scientist say in an argument? Comet me bro!
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Comet One Liners
Which comet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comet? I can suggest the ones about meteor and astronaut.
- Who's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet
- Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
- I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro.
- Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? "No comet."
- I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor. The real joke's always in the comets.
- What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer? Comet.
- What do you call it when someone is mildly polite in space? Comet courtesy
- Why was the vegan comet upset? As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.
- How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
- What did the Earth say when Earth saw a Comet coming towards it? "COMET me bro"
- What do planets like read? Comet books!
- What did the dinosaur say to the meteor? Com-et me bro
- Why did the comet want a hamburger and not salad? Because it was meteor
- Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race. He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
- Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Witty Comet Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about comet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eclipse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comet pranks.
So we've now landed a probe on a comet...
and a lot of people are now saying "why are we spending billions landing on a comet when there are starving kids in Africa"...why do they want to land a probe on starving kids in Africa, maybe one of you can explain it to me?
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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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When one of my friends told me he was in a s**... relationship with a space rock...
I had no comet.
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Mercury curiously approaches the Sun with a question: "What kind of planet are you?"
I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.
Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"
Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a m**...' star, boi."
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Santa claus may only come once a year...
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and v**...! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
There was a frozen ball of ice hurdling towards the earth.
Scientists had first guessed it was too small to do much damage.
Later, they reassessed and realized this collision would be on par with the impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
It was an underrated comet.
What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander?
Philae Minion
