Following is our collection of asteroid puns and nasa one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comet jokes for adults, dirty astronomers jokes and clean philae dad gags for kids.
Comet
Comet me bro.
"No comet."
and a lot of people are now saying "why are we spending billions landing on a comet when there are starving kids in Africa"...why do they want to land a probe on starving kids in Africa, maybe one of you can explain it to me?
I had no comet.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out
Comet.
"COMET me bro"
I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.
Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"
Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a motherfuckin' star, boi."
Com-et me bro
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
Comet books!
Because it's meteor
Because it was meteor
He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
Scientists had first guessed it was too small to do much damage.
Later, they reassessed and realized this collision would be on par with the impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
It was an underrated comet.
You planet.
How do you tone down a party in space?
You comet.
How do you see a girl at the party?
You meteor.
They didn't like it the last time comet came.
they would be comedians.
Comet books.
It had a fear of Cometment
Comet me bro!
Philae Minion
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.