The Best 27 Comet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comet jokes. There are some comet nasa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comet philae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comet Jokes and Puns

Who's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?


I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.

Comet me bro.

Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC]

"No comet."

Comet joke, Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC]

So we've now landed a probe on a comet...

and a lot of people are now saying "why are we spending billions landing on a comet when there are starving kids in Africa"...why do they want to land a probe on starving kids in Africa, maybe one of you can explain it to me?

What is a dinosaurs least favorite Reindeer?


When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock...

I had no comet.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

Comet joke, How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words?

I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out

Which Reindeer do dinosaurs hate most?


Why was the vegan comet upset?

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean?

He uses Comet.

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What did the Earth say when Earth saw a Comet coming towards it?

"COMET me bro"

Mercury curiously approaches the Sun with a question: "What kind of planet are you?"

I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.

Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"

Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a motherfuckin' star, boi."

What did the dinosaur say to the meteor?

Com-et me bro

Santa claus may only come once a year...

But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!

What do planets like read?

Comet books!

Comet joke, What do planets like read?

Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor

Why did the comet want a hamburger and not salad?

Because it was meteor

Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race.

He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.

There was a frozen ball of ice hurdling towards the earth.

Scientists had first guessed it was too small to do much damage.

Later, they reassessed and realized this collision would be on par with the impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.

It was an underrated comet.

How do you organize a party in space?

You planet.

How do you tone down a party in space?

You comet.

How do you see a girl at the party?

You meteor.

Why don't dinosaurs celebrate Christmas?

They didn't like it the last time comet came.

It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet...

they would be comedians.

What do planets read?

Comet books.

Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet?

It had a fear of Cometment

What do NASA scientist say in an argument?

Comet me bro!

What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander?

Philae Minion

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