Comedy Shows Jokes
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Funniest Comedy Shows Short Jokes
Short comedy shows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comedy shows humour may include short comedy jokes also.
- 3 American Comedy shows walk into a bar and... This punchline is not available in your country.
Sorry about that. - A miner said he could make anyone laugh He showed me something
And I immediately burst out laughing
What was it?
A shiny yellow stone
It was comedy gold - Robbin Williams was on a talk show in Germany They asked him, Why do you think comedy is not big in Germany?
Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
No. - Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show? It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis.
- There's a new The President show on Comedy Central starting the 27th about Donald Trump We can just watch Fox News until then.
- What did the organic chemist say at the start of his stand-up comedy routine? Enjoy the show, I've got alkynes of jokes for you!
- I went to comedy show where all the comedians are dead. They were telling some posthumorous jokes.
- Comedy show I'm going to do a show where I spin strawberries while I tell puns
I'll call it "Turn of Fraise" - Why's it so bad to take an anti-vaxxer to a comedy show? They always end up dying of laughter.
- A friend of mine, brought a soap to a stand-up comedy show Apparently the jokes were dirty
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Comedy Shows One Liners
Which comedy shows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comedy shows? I can suggest the ones about comedy stand up and stand up comedy.
- Why did the winter solstice start a comedy show? To bring light to the darkest day.
- My sign language comedy show got cancelled today Apparently nobody there had heard of me
- What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show? "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
- I went to a comedy club the other night, and the comedian didn't show up. No joke.
- Why didn't Stephen hawking host a talk show? because he can't do stand-up comedy
- I saw Comedy Central launch a funny non-political TV show... Then I woke up
- looking for a great stand up comedy show? just watch the GOP debate
- Nerds Unite Comedy Show @ Nampa Karcher Mall Sat, Jan 24th 2:00pm
- Why can't the doggo enjoy comedy shows? He's too much of a HECCler.
- Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it.
(Got this from a comedy show) - What do you call a comedy show at the workplace? A conference call.
- What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El
- "Do you want to watch a comedy show?" "What show?"
"Fox News" - What did the t**... say after leaving the comedy show? Wow, this blew up!
Comedy Shows Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about comedy shows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedy routine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comedy shows pranks.
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There's an Italian in a language class.
"Today we are learning about similes and metaphors. Can anyone give me an example" says the tutor.
A Spaniard pipes up "My wife dances salsa like a goddess"
Then a french man has his turn "My wife has p**... like a forest"
The Italian guy likes how this language works, so he has a try "I met a woman last week, Her eyes where like stars in the sky. Her hair was like soft velvet. She had a body like a supermodel" the tutor cuts him off there seeing that he could go on for ages "could someone give us an example of a metaphor now?"
"Well I was getting to that" says the Italian. "She was so fine I had to ask her out, And yesterday I met 'er for lunch".
I think it's from an old British comedy show, when TV was racist, but I'm not sure.
Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show?
a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!
A man is very worried about the future...
Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.
''Hold your hand out for me.''
The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''
''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''
(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)
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SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall blamed the decline in sales on the fact that s**... people have run out of money.
Scientists have proved that hearing jokes and the voices of family members helps coma patients wake up faster. One family started doing a comedy show, and the coma patient sprinted out of the hospital.
In New Hampshire, four bears died after they overdosed on chocolate bait. Even more tragic, one of the bear's New Year's Resolutions was to eat better.
A study has revealed that sitting for long periods increases your risk of death. It's especially lethal if you sit for a period longer than 100 years.
Cubans hope that improved relations with the US will also bring better internet access. To give you an idea of how slow Cuba's internet is, they're still waiting for Gangnam Style to load.
I think me life is like the Truman Show.
I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.
I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.
I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.
"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.
"Well," I thought, "it might be British."
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Did you hear about that comedy show starring famous serial killers?
It's called Dumb and d**...
Don't ever do a stand-up comedy show in front of a ghost audience.
They'll give you only boos.
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What do you call 2 gay Irish men. Heard this at an 3dgy comedy show
Patrick FitsGerald and Gerald FitPatrick
A programmer wants to try stand up.
A programmer wants to try stand up. So he practices for a while and goes to comedy clubs and learns for a while. Then one day he decided will be doing a show. While performing, he will tell a joke and no one laughs and then he will go back the the start of joke a changes a bit and tells it again, you could see few people struggling to laugh but not quite enough, then he goes back to the start of the joke change a bit and repeats again, this time everyone laughs. Some one from crowd asks why did you mistake your joke, why he had to go back to the beginning and start over? Programmer I had to debug a bit to find out what worked for this crowd..
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I'm starting a comedy show about s**... fetishes...
...it's going to be called Joke Me Harder Daddy!
I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers
Two hours, one joke.
I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.
I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.
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Why did I down a whole bottle of laxatives at a comedy show last night?
For s**... and giggles