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My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.

*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and he loved to tell it every time I saw him. He knew quite a few others too, but this was always my favorite.*

A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"

He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball, until *WHACK!* He shouts and curses and moans, holding both hands over his crotch.

"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him. She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands. "Is that better?"

He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing it in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says, "That seemed to help a lot!"

"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says. "But the ball hit my thumb!"

*

After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said...

"You can't pull your pants down in public."

A lot of comedy today is observational humor

You guys ever noticed that?

Comedy joke, A lot of comedy today is observational humor

If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive?

American comedy films.

Secret To Comedy

Guy 1: Hey! Ask me "What is is the secret to comedy?"

Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec-

Guy 1: TIMING!!!

sorry if it sucks


Hedgehogs...

Why can't they just share the hedge?

One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)

Facebook and basic cable

Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.

Comedy joke, Facebook and basic cable

My life is like a romantic comedy...

except there's no romance and I'm the only one who laughs at my jokes.

Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club?

It's open Mike night.

A man is very worried about the future...

Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.

''Hold your hand out for me.''

The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''

''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''

(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)

What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream?

Sherbert.

(I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)

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I think me life is like the Truman Show.

I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.

I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.

I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.

"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.

"Well," I thought, "it might be British."

Dark comedy is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Dry humor

A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar.

- comedy removed due to complaints -

There's an ISIS comedy night coming up...

I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb.

Comedy joke, There's an ISIS comedy night coming up...

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win.

But, no pun in ten did.

What does the narcissistic cow say?

"Meeeeee!"

I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy writer.
You are welcome.


My life is like a romantic comedy

Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

> HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!

Yesterday, I had a blast roasting this random fat guy in a comedy club

the audience loved it but some said it was a little too spicy for their taste.

Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.

Laughed more than I thought.

All my friends keep telling me "Get Out" is a must-see.

I don't know, though.... I've never really been a fan of black comedy.

Do you know how much I hate observational comedy?

This much.

What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy?

American politics.

This mnemonic joke helps you remember the alphabet...

Acronym

Based

Comedy

Doesn't

Ever

Feel

Good

Honestly,

I

Just

Keep

Lamenting

My

Negative

Opinion,

Perhaps

Questioning

Reality

Serves

The

Universe

Very

Well

...

Xylophone, yak, zebra.

I told my wife I was going to do stand-up comedy

She said, "You're joking"

I said, "I told you I was good"

Had to stop following Business Insider for the headline: "Amy Schumer's new comedy movie is shockingly awful"

I can't trust anybody who finds that shocking.

I came home today to find my sister watching an action movie.

She told me she was watching it to learn how to fight. The next day I came home and she was watching a romantic comedy. She told me she was watching it to learn how to love. The day after that I came home and as I arrived there was a pizza delivery guy leaving the house. When I walked inside my sister told me she found a movie under my bed.

One thing a paralyzed person can not do is?

Stand up comedy

The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

I went to a comedy club the other night, and the comedian didn't show up.

No joke.

Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television...

In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.

They say one-liners are the lowest form of comedy

That's why I only tell my jokes to midgets

Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his face once.

** comedy silence **

A sitcom about a 9/11 hijacker was in the works for Comedy Central

But it never made it past the pilot episode

What's a Russian's favorite form of comedy?

Tsarcasm :D

Laughing Dog

A man walks into the cinema with a dog. They start watching the movie (a comedy) and laugh and laugh all the way through it.
When the lights go up, a woman who was sitting in the row behind tapped the man on the shoulder and said:
" I must say I was really surprised to hear your dog laughing all through the film.
"So was I" replied the man, " He hated the book!"

A miner said he could make anyone laugh

He showed me something

And I immediately burst out laughing

What was it?

A shiny yellow stone

It was comedy gold

What is the most important part of comedy? The Timing.

... Oops

Why's it so hard to perform comedy in a liquor store?

Because you always only get booze

I'm halfway through becoming a stand up comedian

I can stand up, now all I need is comedy

There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...

...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...

Here is some comedy gold for you

,d Au

3 American Comedy shows walk into a bar and...

This punchline is not available in your country.

Sorry about that.

My friend had purchased an extra stand-up comedy ticket for me. I turned him down.

After all, I could never enjoy jokes at other people's expense.

I wanna do stand up comedy on a gay cruise...

...so I can open with: "Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming out."

timing

what's the most important thing in comedy?

I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humour.

Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.

Anti-vaxers musty love comedy,

'cause they just get everything.

Louis CK returned to the stage last night with a 15 minute set at the Comedy Store in New York.

He needed the exposure.

A programmer tries his hand at stand-up comedy: "Forward-slash forward-slash a man walks into a bar..."

A heckler yells at him: "Why do you keep doing that weird forward-slash thing?!"

He responds: "Don't you know? The best jokes are always in the comments."

I told my missus that I was thinking about a career in comedy.

She laughed.

I have heard that self deprecation is the highest form of comedy

Too bad I'm not funny.

An audio technician becomes a comedian

An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.

He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.

At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.

That was the last night he ever did comedy.

The feedback ruined it.

What's Elon Musk's favourite comedy?

Bambi

I went to a comedy night at a haunted mansion

I got booed off the stage

A lot of people consider me to be the margarine of comedy.

I tell a joke and they can't believe it's not better.

What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking?

Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.

What's the difference between a Shakespeare comedy and Fox News?

One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.

Dark Comedy

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she's seeing someone. It's either really terrible news or really great news.

Why didn't Stephen hawking host a talk show?

because he can't do stand-up comedy

What's one job Stephen hawking would be no good at?

Stand up comedy.

What is Jeff Bezos's favourite comedy show?

"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

A basic rule of comedy is that if you possess a trait, you can joke about it. Like if you're fat, you can joke about fat people. If you're black, you can joke about black people

So, a 25-year old virgin walks into a bar..

Whats the opposite of stand up comedy?

A sitcom.

The lights went out at a comedy convention

And it became dark humor

A dairy farmer got thrown out of the comedy club last night.

They said his jokes were too cheesy

[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,

roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"

After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!

They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..

and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"

How does a cannibal comedian practice comedy?

He uses different techniques to probe where the most humerus content is.

I went to the gym to practice my comedy routine but nobody found it funny.

It was a tough crowd.

What's the secret to comedy? Timing.

I've been working on my comedy routine and I think it's a real hoot...

Owl see myself out

What do you call a drawing of a clown?

A comedy sketch.

Is black comedy allowed on here?

Wanted to post a Kevin Hart joke.

The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"

Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.

The day on which the paper announced the contest winner finally arrived! I scanned, and then carefully read the full-page of submissions, but the truth stared me in the face. Of my submissions that should have won, no pun in ten did.

I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents...

That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.

Adam, the first human, walks into a comedy club. He hears a funny joke and totally splits a rib…

Now his chest hurts and he has to drive Eve home.



(An original, by yours truly.)

My friends told me I don't really get comedy

I think they were joking

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