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I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents...
That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.
Apparently Colin Kaepernick is pursuing a career in comedy
He's landed some acting roles but he can't do stand-up.
My dad decided that he would start a business protecting famous comedy acts from financial risk
Hilarity ensured.
A couple of Scottish lads were out one night and they pass a small sign for a comedy act.
One friend squints to read it and says, "come on, let's check this out"
The other friend turns to him and says, "Aye, don't go in. He's not funny."
"How d'ya know, have you seen him before?" asks the enquisitive friend.
"Probably." he says, pointing at the tiny sign, "Look, he's a wee poster."
I was once asked to do stand-up comedy at a pub...
They must've gotten some other act, because there was a stool on stage when I got there.
I've got two part time jobs.
I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines.
A man is in line at Office Depot
A man is in line at Office Depot, he's in the middle of the line.
Two people behind him say to him: were late to our abortion protest. The man said back saying: Yeah, were all gonna be late to something.
The two say again to the man: Were late to our abortion protest. The man then turned to them and said: Yeah but if you supported abortion, this line would be a lot shorter
Taken and shortened from a bit of Steve Hoffstetters comedy acts.
(Completely not mine just thought I'd share cause I thought it's funny)
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