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Granny's boyfriend

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.

The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend."

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My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies.

Usually slapsdick.

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Ice Cube has sure come a long way from the rap world to family-friendly comedies...

All the way from "Keep it gangster" to "Keep it down in the back seat"

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Puns

How do characters in romantic comedies sext each other? "Omg baby I'm so corny right now"

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Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted?

They're dark comedies.

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Why didn't the German watch Schindler's List?

He said he doesn't watch comedies.

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Why does Floyd Mayweather, Jr. like comedies?

For the punchlines.

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