The Best 14 Comedic Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Comedic jokes. There are some comedic subjective jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comedic santorum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Comedic Jokes and Puns
"Hey, you know where there's a theater around here?"
The man responds "Yeah, just around the corner and a block down. You plan on seeing a performance?"
The blonde answers "Yep, a friend told me about a comedic play called 'Puns', apparently is based around words, whatever that means."
"Wait, what exactly did your friend tell you?"
"That he really likes 'Puns': a funny play on words"
What is a comedic skeleton's best asset?
His humerus.
What is the head of the Russian empire's comedic routine called
Tsarcasm
Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance?
They don't react.
My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy.
Why did the sweater go to boot camp?
To warm up!
What did the joints say to the arthritis pain?
Uh-Leave!
I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come.
I dislike people who constantly make Harry Potter references and I hate the use of malapropism for comedic effect but...
I'll admit I'm a bit of a hippogryph sometimes.
We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff
So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.
You're about to deliver a great punchline to a blues-rock legend, but you pause for comedic timing.
Tom Waits.
I'm working on my comedic timing...
I don't know when I'll be funny, but I sure hope it's soon!
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Comedic Timing.
Your mom.
I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...
I killed!
What does a virgin eat for breakfast?
Has it been that long
(Depending on the audience, it may be important to complete with a comedic pause and) ...
... since breakfast?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comedic funny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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