Comedic Jokes

Following is our collection of humorous puns and subjective one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comedic jokes for adults, dirty humour jokes and clean santorum dad gags for kids.

The Best Comedic Puns

"Hey, you know where there's a theater around here?"

The man responds "Yeah, just around the corner and a block down. You plan on seeing a performance?"

The blonde answers "Yep, a friend told me about a comedic play called 'Puns', apparently is based around words, whatever that means."

"Wait, what exactly did your friend tell you?"

"That he really likes 'Puns': a funny play on words"

What is the head of the Russian empire's comedic routine called

Tsarcasm

Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance?

They don't react.

My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy.

Why did the sweater go to boot camp?


To warm up!

I dislike people who constantly make Harry Potter references and I hate the use of malapropism for comedic effect but...

I'll admit I'm a bit of a hippogryph sometimes.


What did the joints say to the arthritis pain?

Uh-Leave!

I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come.

We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff

So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dave

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

You're about to deliver a great punchline to a blues-rock legend, but you pause for comedic timing.

Tom Waits.

I'm working on my comedic timing...

I don't know when I'll be funny, but I sure hope it's soon!

Comedic Timing.

Your mom.


What does a virgin eat for breakfast?

Has it been that long

(Depending on the audience, it may be important to complete with a comedic pause and) ...

... since breakfast?

I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...

I killed!

There is an abundance of funny jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes and comedic puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any largely witze you can hear about comedic.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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