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- My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling very well. - When I was growing up, we didn't have a sandbox, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually.
(From my favorite comedian: Steven Wright) - My favorite dinosaur My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes
Credit goes to comedian Etta May. - What is comedian and former MTV show host Tom Green's favorite brand of pen? Uni-Ball
- What's a h**...'s favorite vegetable? Her peas
[Got this from a comedian at The Improv last night. Forgot his name.] - What's a comedians favorite wrestling move??¿? The Knee s**...
- What's a comedian's favorite medium of exchange? Bitcoin, followed by c**...
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- What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze
- Who is Greta Thunbergs favorite comedian. Amy schumer because she recycles all her jokes!
- I love dark humor, my favorite comedian is black.
- Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian? Bill Brrrrr.
I'll see myself out... - What is a terrible comedians favorite food ? Puncakes
- One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)
- What's a cannibals favorite style of comedian? Dead pan.
- What's a comedian's favorite candy? Skittles.
- Who is a dentist's favorite comedian? Jim Caries!
- What is a comedian's least favorite thing about Halloween? Snickers
- Who is Nasir Kahns favorite comedian? Sinbad
- What's a comedians favorite type of kebab? Durum tss
- Who is Black Panthers favorite comedian? Wakanda Sykes!
I'll show myself out. - What is a comedian's favorite drink? Booze, isn't it everyones?
- Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin.
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stop racism.
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What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
RIP to one of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg. The king of one liners
Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:
1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.
Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.
Two of my favorite jokes by my favorite comedian
"Me and girlfriend..... we're not together anymore. She's got a new boyfriend now. They just moved in together. Actually, I've heard rumors that he's abusive, which kinda makes me want to go over there with a baseball bat...... and then blame it on her boyfriend."
"My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore.
When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head." - Anthony Jeselnik