Comedian Lines Jokes
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Funniest Comedian Lines Short Jokes
Short comedian lines jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comedian lines humour may include short comedian jokes also.
- What do you call a procrastinating comedian? Uhh I don't know, I'll come up with the punch line later
- I saw some horrible comedian making jokes about the Boston Marathon... Some lines must not be crossed.
(Source: Anthony Jeselnik I think) - Two comedians are walking on a street "Are you more of a set-up or punch-line kind of person?", asks the first.
The second replies: "Oh, definitely a set-up person." - I went to this party full of stand up comedians The only way to get a drink was to wait for the punch line.
- What did the NFL player say to the comedian after hearing a cruel joke about football? That was an offensive line, man.
- A joke for all the Math-Heads out there There were 5 performers standing in a line. The first guy was a singer. The second, an actor. The guy in the middle was the comedian.
- What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind.
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Comedian Lines One Liners
Which comedian lines one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comedian lines? I can suggest the ones about comedy routine and punch line.
- Comedian In A Fight!! What does a comedian use in a fight?
A Punch Line
Comedian Lines Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about comedian lines you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedy stand up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comedian lines pranks.
There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
While were at it, this is the joke I made up when I was 9
A football team is eating in the cafeteria and they're all waiting in line. Sean plays safety on the football team, and all of the sudden, he starts to cut the line!
Everybody is upset: "Why do you get to go ahead?" They asked.
Sean replied: "Safety First!"
Corny I know, but I was convinced I would be a comedian
Common enemy joke
I have an inquiry that this group may be able to answer. I'm looking for a related joke or a video describing how complete strangers become friends once they have a common enemy. For the life of me I cannot remember this stand up routine in which the comedian describes the exact situation in which two complete strangers give each other a knowing look once they realize the old lady in front of them in a checkout line is writing a check or pulling out change. Any help is much appreciated.