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After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.
Nobody's laughing now.
How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?
Her peas
[Got this from a comedian at The Improv last night. Forgot his name.]
well no ones laughing now.
But I have a tremendous fear of being laughed at.
Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham
A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.
"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."
A few seconds pause.
"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."
...it didn't start that way, but she brought pepper spray.
*Credit to America's Got Talent comedian (I don't remember his name)
She laughed.
You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk.
[source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]
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His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!
Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"
booskado247: "It's growing on me."
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
Well, no one is laughing now.
How do you know when you're a bad comedian?
I told them that we live in a world where a comedian either climbs to be a legend or lives long enough to start using puns... and I chose the ladder.
"No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
They're not laughing now.
Carlos Mencia
It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
They say he Israeli funny.
Because the audience gave him the clap
How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?
Because it's a co-median ^_^
Well they're not laughing now!
A man walks in on his son and finds him jerking off. The father looked at his son and said "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind!" The boy looked backed at his dad and said "Dad, i'm over here."
(I heard a comedian tell this joke but I don't remember who.)
...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway.
Booze
Consistent in their execution.
He couldn't handle the boos.
And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore.
I don't see them laughing now.
They're not laughing now.
He said, "You can't be serious."
I said, "I know."
The boy said, "Mom? I have something to tell you"
"Go ahead", the mother said. "I promise not to laugh."
*The boy wanted to be a comedian.*
She said, "Don't quit your day job."
I said, "Thanks, I'm a comedian."
You might remember comedian Yakov Smirnoff. When he first came to the United States from Russia he was not prepared for the incredible variety of instant products available in American grocery stores.
He says, "On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"
my favorite comedian is black.
Well, no one is laughing now.
They laughed. Parents are so supportive...
So, he replaced the word "women" with "white, rich, republican women". The audience stopped complaining.
He was malarious.
I hear his jokes killed.
Everyone just laughed at me.
"I feel like my girl will be an athlete, she kicks so much in there it's unbelieavable!"
"Oh, I'm sure mine will be a comedian."
"How can you be so sure?"
"You wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke."
He literally built and ended his own career with his bare hands.
Whenever I'm on stage people keep laughing at me
Every time I performed people would just laugh at me
One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
I'll see myself out.
I can stand up, now all I need is comedy
\* Slow clap *
Well, they are not laughing now.
I'll be here all weak
No one's laughing now.
A red bucket.
Whats blue, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?
A red bucket in disguise.
My 8 year old son...the comedian.
No one's laughing now.
Whenever I tell a joke people just laugh at me.
Because he couldn't stand up.
sorry if I didn't make you laugh, I'm not a co***median***
They can only make inside jokes.
Maybe that's why they get paid less.
All credit to Sean Lock comedian.
a lot of my jokes revolve around short people. However, after receiving multiple complaints, ive decided to stop making short jokes now.
I'm above that.
Sadly, none of my jokes are noteworthy...
Many have not heard of his lumberjack brother Tim, he is one of the best in the world.
Nobody's laughing now...
His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
Amy schumer because she recycles all her jokes!
But who am I kidding?
They're just gonna laugh at me.
He uses different techniques to probe where the most humerus content is.
It's going great so far.
Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". 1906 - 1988
I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
Pun-cakes.
Your great antique.
Follow up Joke: what do call your father's father's father? Old as hell.
Both jokes courtesy of the 10 year old comedian in my house.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
A. ",d"
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