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After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.
Booze
His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
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...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
Whenever I'm on stage people keep laughing at me
So, he replaced the word "women" with "white, rich, republican women". The audience stopped complaining.
They can only make inside jokes.
A worried man goes to see his priest.
"Father, I am worried. I think that my wife is trying to poison me."
Said the priest: "Hold on my son, let me talk to your wife and come back to see me tomorrow, then I shall be able to give you some advice."
The following day the man aging comed to his priest who tells him: "Well my son, I have talked to your wife for nearly two hours. My advise to you is: Take the poison"
I'll be here all weak
Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material
It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
Because the audience gave him the clap
a lot of my jokes revolve around short people. However, after receiving multiple complaints, ive decided to stop making short jokes now.
I'm above that.
"No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"
Many have not heard of his lumberjack brother Tim, he is one of the best in the world.
I hear his jokes killed.
Why Tso serious?
I did a gig recently where I got booed off stage for saying that I live at home with my parents. As soon as I said it the whole audience starts shouting: Booooo! That's the last time I do a charity gig for an orphanage
It's a running joke.
...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, "Why?" They say, "Because we appreciated your humor."
It's nice to have a captive audience.
I got booed off the stage
He had a sense of tumour.
Well, they used to be anyway
Now they're just buried treasure
He felt like everyone was just laughing at him.
Buddy: "Why did you-"
Me: "Timing."
Buddy: "quit?"
No joke.
Comedian: let's do a white racist joke
Us whites like the same things
We like the same sandwich: peanut butter and-
Audience: JELLY!
Comedian: we like the same chips.
Salt and vi-
Audience: NEGAR
Sitcoms
Useless if the delivery goes wrong
It's a comic relief.
That's why farts are so funny.
He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community.
He always missed the punchline.
A Giggloo.
"Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"
So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?
Then she asks if he will remember her in a second
He answers ''yes''
She asks if he will remember her in a minute
He answers ''yes''
She asks if he will remember her in an hour
He answers ''yes''
She says ''knock knock''
He answers ''who's there?''
She answers ''you told me you would remember me!''
Two hours, one joke.
I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.
I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.
He thought it would be humerus.
Feminists.
The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery.
From now on they'll only be telling inside jokes
Ha ha ha ha haha ha-Harvard
There was only one person, sitting in the back of the rows of chairs.
"Thanks for coming out," the comedian said.
The man responded, "hurry up so I can clean this place."
Then I woke up
"Sorry for being a noose-ance."
They do set ups.
You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis.
I can't drive schtick
Because it had a dry sense of humor .
Hot cross puns.
All his jokes were a bit tasteless.
The comedian told a joke. Then the comedian punched the pro boxer in the face. The the comedian asked did you get my punchline?
Like their jokes, they tend to be tearable.
But the comedian lost because he only had one liners.
I even get the premium channels
Stand-up
Womans laughter is good too...
Joe King
The baker didn't loaf at his own jokes.
It was a bread pan delivery.
I believe it's a type of camel.
His jokes made people break out laughing.
That's the whole joke... sorry... Have a haiku?
Life is but a joke
Behind everybody's face
Skulls smile agreement
He cracked one to many yolks.
A sight gag
They spend all their time traveling the world, Until people start noticing that they're killing. Then some special recording happens-to-make ev'ry-one stay home.
Humer us
He had too much cholesterLOL!
"Are you more of a set-up or punch-line kind of person?", asks the first.
The second replies: "Oh, definitely a set-up person."
One of his alegged victims says "I feel like I've been played like a puppet."
I'm not a funny person, I couldn't even get this joke right
The comedian makes a sad joke and the chameleon turns blue.
Turns out sitting on a chameleon was the best way to win.
with a jokehold
I thought that was a bit off-color.
It's called Amy Schumer
They were telling some posthumorous jokes.
Personally my favourite of the Watchmen is Rorshach, but each to their own I s'pose.
Pun on paper.
I'm going to do a show where I spin strawberries while I tell puns
I'll call it "Turn of Fraise"
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