Comebacks Jokes

Following is our collection of miracles puns and variations one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comebacks jokes for adults, dirty miraculous jokes and clean comeback dad gags for kids.

The Best Comebacks Puns

Why is spiderman so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Your face makes onions cry.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.

I love what you’ve done with your hair.

How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.


Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Oh my god!

It speaks!

You look so pretty. Not at all gross, today.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.


I see no evil, and I definitely don’t hear your evil.

I know you are but what am I?

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Don’t worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.

Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.


If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

You are like a cloud.

When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

Go back to Party City, where you belong!

Check your lipstick before you come for me.

The only way my husband would ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.

Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

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