Comeback Jokes

Following is our collection of clever puns and witty one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comeback jokes for adults, dirty sickest jokes and clean graphic dad gags for kids.

The Best Comeback Puns

So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain"

I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain

Why is Jesus easy to insult?

It takes him 3 days to comeback.

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

What's a comeback that's twice as good as "no u"?

No w

Your face makes onions cry.


I heard reincarnation...

...is making a comeback.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.

I love what you’ve done with your hair.

How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

Oh my god!

It speaks!


I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

They say invisible ink is making a comeback

I can't see it happening

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross, today.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I see no evil, and I definitely don’t hear your evil.

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.


I know you are but what am I?

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

Don’t worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.

Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

You are like a cloud.

When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

Heads up!

I heard boomerangs are making a comeback.

Go back to Party City, where you belong!

comeback is real!

A professor and a fool

A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!

Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.

What is slowly making a comeback?

The autistic child i just insulted.

Check your lipstick before you come for me.

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

The only way my husband would ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.

Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Comeback Joke

* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *

I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

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