The Best 51 Comeback Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comeback jokes. There are some comeback witty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comeback graphic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comeback Jokes and Puns

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

comeback is real!

A professor and a fool

A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!

Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.

Comeback Joke

* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *

Comeback joke, Comeback Joke

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback.

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.


I heard reincarnation...

...is making a comeback.

So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain"

I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain

Comeback joke, So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain"

Why is Jesus easy to insult?

It takes him 3 days to comeback.

What is slowly making a comeback?

The autistic child i just insulted.

Heads up!

I heard boomerangs are making a comeback.

What's a comeback that's twice as good as "no u"?

No w

You can explore comeback clever reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean comeback sickest dad jokes. There are also comeback puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


They say invisible ink is making a comeback

I can't see it happening

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Comeback joke

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.


You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with personality.

Your face makes onions cry.

The only way my husband would ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross, today.

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

Your face is just fine but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

You are like a cloud.

When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

Don’t worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.

I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

I love what you’ve done with your hair.

How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

Check your lipstick before you come for me.

Go back to Party City, where you belong!

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I know you are but what am I?

I see no evil, and I definitely don’t hear your evil.

Oh my god!

It speaks!

Sister : You're Adopted.

Me : At least i was Wanted.

World's best comeback?

What do you say to old people in Australia as a comeback?

Ζƒuɐɹǝɯooq 'ʞO

I walked across a bridge

And as I got to the other side I threw my boomerang, but it never came back. So as I was walking back across the bridge I was wonder, "why didn't it comeback" then all of the sudden
It hit me

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We're about to have a big comeback.

Reincarnation

Apparently reincarnation is making a comeback.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comeback rebound jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comeback homecoming piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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