Come Jokes

• Short Come Jokes
• Come One Liners
• How To Come Up With Good Jokes
• Come On Eileen Jokes
• Buffalo Come Jokes
• Dream Come True Jokes
• More Come Jokes

Funniest Come Short Jokes

Short come jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The come humour may include short jokes also.

1. Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
2. Girl: "Come over" Guy: "I'm coming over"
   Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
   
3. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
   
4. My girlfriend broke up with me for being too un-American I saw it coming from a kilometre away
5. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
6. Girl: Come over Guy: I'm coming over
   Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over
7. My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila. You're coming home now! she screamed.
   No, I'm not, I laughed.
   She said, I'm talking to the kids.
8. I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?" I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
9. Why does Kevin Spacey never get 1st place in races? Because he likes to come in a little behind.
10. Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in. Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform.

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Come One Liners

Which come one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with come? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell They come with an Elon Musk.
2. Where do asian neckbeards come from? M'laysia
3. With great reflexes... Comes great response ability.
4. Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
5. "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Great movie quote, terrible pickup line…
6. Why haven't alien come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.
   One star.
7. I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me
8. Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word
9. How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
10. On the perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?
11. How come ants don't get sick? ...because they have lil' anty-bodies
    *runs away*
12. Where do duck farts come from? Their buttquacks.
13. I can't come up with any jokes about cutting down trees. I'm stumped.
14. Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
15. Tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork… Think I nailed it!

How To Come Up With Good Jokes

Here is a list of funny how to come up with good jokes and even better how to come up with good puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is spiderman so good at comebacks? Because with great power comes great response ability.
• Schrodinger is waiting in a veterinary hospital for news on his cat... The nurse comes in and says
  "Sir,, I have good news and bad news."
• So, Schrödinger walks into a vet with his cat. The nurse takes the cat, goes into the room, and comes out 10 minutes later. "Sir, we have good news and bad news."
• Why is it easy to come up with nicknames for a tree? Because they stick.
  I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.
• It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house.
• I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
• What do good doctors and bad doctors have in common? Their patients don't come back.
• My friend with benefits asked when a good time to visit was. I said, "Whenever you feel like coming."
• Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard. But today it's a piece of cake!
• The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity-
  * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me-
  * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while

Come On Eileen Jokes

Here is a list of funny come on eileen jokes and even better come on eileen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to a disco last night. I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.
• They played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen… …I got kicked out for that one…
• I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped.
  Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted.
  Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out.
• I went to a wedding and they played "The Twist" so I did the Twist, then they played "Macerena" so I did the " Macerena then they played "Come On Eileen" So I was told to leave
• I went to a dance club last night... They played "The Twist, " so I twisted.
  Then they played "Jump, " so I jumped.
  Then they played "Come on Eileen, "
  ....and I got thrown out. :-(
• I was at a bar once, and the band played "Jump" .. and everyone jumped. Then the band played "Twist and Shout" and everyone twisted and shouted.
  Then the band played "Come on Eileen". Poor Eileen!
• So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
  They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
  They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
• I went to a wedding dance once When the DJ played "Twist", I did the twist. When he played "Jump", of course I jumped. When he played "Come on Eileen", well, I ended up getting arrested.
• The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide, The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,
  The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.
• I was at an office party last night. They played the Twist and I twisted, they played Jump Around and I jumped around. Unfortunately, I was asked to leave when they played Come on Eileen

Buffalo Come Jokes

Here is a list of funny buffalo come jokes and even better buffalo come puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground
  He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"
  The other said "How do you know?"
  He said "ear sticky"
• A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?" "I'm Bison".
• A man finds a native American with his ear pressed to the ground. M: What is it?
  NA: Buffalo come.
  M: Wow, you can tell that from listening to the ground?
  NA: No, sticky ear.
• An American Indian and his Son are Hunting "Buffalo come" the father says. "How you do know?" asks the son.
  The father points towards his lobe and says "Stick to ear".
• An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says "buffalo come." Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says "hmm sticky."

Dream Come True Jokes

Here is a list of funny dream come true jokes and even better dream come true puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I made my wife's dreams come true and we were married in a castle. But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around during the ceremony.
• As a young boy I always wanted to join a violent gang Just got accepted into police training, who says dreams don't come true.
• Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru
  who dreamed he was eating his shoe
  he woke with a fright
  in the middle of the night
  to find that his dream had come true.
• My girlfriend said she had a dream where I cheated on her So I went out that night and picked up a girl at the bar. I want to make all my girlfriend's dreams to come true
• How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer
• So a guy wants to get a job Interviewer: Do you have any abilities?
  Man: Yes, I never die.
  Interviewer (Surprised) WOW, how do you do that?
  Man: Because dreams never come true....
• Making 6 figures a year sounds like a dream come true... Unless you work for an action figure manufacturing company. Then it sounds like a quick way to the unemployment line.
• I had a dreamed I pooped the bed. So it turns out dreams can come true!
• Ryu, do you think I can make my dreams come true? Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
• Last night in my dream I was peeing in bed. Dreams do come true I realized in the morning.

Come Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about come you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make come pranks.