Comcast Jokes

Funniest Comcast Short Jokes

Short comcast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comcast humour may include short download jokes also.

1. How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs.
   2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.
2. In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
3. I've been a bad girl, she said, I need to be punished. So I signed her up for a Comcast account.
4. Why are prisons banned from using Comcast Xfinity? Because then their cells would have no bars.
5. My friend asked out a girl that works for Comcast "Do I need to schedule a date window? Like sometime between 1 and 3 or 6 to 9?"
   Made me laugh, thought you guys might enjoy it too
6. Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile.
7. Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
8. The average person spends about 6 months of their life waiting at a stop light, 25 years of their life sleeping... and 3 years of their life waiting on the phone with Comcast.
9. The only time Comcast is fast is... when they're driving away from your house after an installation.
10. I should get an award for the worst internet. It wouldn't be special because of the other 300 million Americans who also have Comcast though.

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Comcast One Liners

Which comcast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comcast? I can suggest the ones about upgrade and combine.

1. What goes up, and never comes down? Your Comcast Bill.
2. Today I got a good deal from Comcast.
3. Comcast supports net neutrality
4. What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading...
5. Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss
6. The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven...
7. What was Hitlers only regret? Not working for Comcast.
8. A message from Comcast... Thank you United Airlines!
9. Why does everyone hate Comcast so much? ill let you know in a bit, I'm on hold
10. Comcast took away my favorite channels I'm in tiers
11. What do Comcast and and an M1 Garand have in common? Ping.
12. Comcast Technical Support
13. Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast.
14. Unpopular opinion: I like Comcast
15. Why do Native Americans wear feathers? So they don't get accused of working for Comcast

Amusing & Witty Comcast Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about comcast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ads jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comcast pranks.