The Best 8 Combustion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Combustion jokes. There are some combustion burn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these combustion flame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Combustion Jokes and Puns

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

The enthalpy change for a combustion reaction is always negative

In other words, fire is hot.

(chemistry joke, hope someone gets it...)

Nothing warms my heart...

...quite like spontaneous combustion

Combustion joke, Nothing warms my heart...

All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.

They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.

The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.

What do you call a cuddling overheat?

Spoontaneus combustion.


I once dated a girl who died because of spontaneous human combustion.

She was pretty hot.

Before electric skat were

internal combustion skat

Combustion joke, Before electric skat were

I've decided how I want to commit suicide-spontaneous combustion.

But I can't stop thinking about it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the combustion dipstick jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working combustion watts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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