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Ridiculous Combustion Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

The enthalpy change for a combustion reaction is always negative

In other words, fire is hot.
(chemistry joke, hope someone gets it...)

All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.

They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.
The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.

It was the Samsung Galaxy S8
p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible

Nothing warms my heart...

...quite like spontaneous combustion

There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal.

He crashed and burned.

Mary Spontaneously Combusted...

Now everyone calls her Incendimary.

What do you call a cuddling overheat?

Spoontaneus combustion.

Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?

He was arrested shorty after for waving a fire arm.

Combustion joke, Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?

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Combustion joke, Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?

Combustion joke, Did you hear about the guy who spontaneously combusted?