Combo Jokes

Following is our collection of tandem puns and cake one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Combo jokes for adults, dirty ensemble jokes and clean dietary dad gags for kids.

The Best Combo Puns

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal...

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.

With a gun.

Met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo? I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight is my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

Fastfood

Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries!

Man: Right here!

Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight.

Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait...

Clerk: >:D

So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day.

I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.

Having an orgy and buffet combo was a bad idea

I'm so stuffed


What's a nazi's favorite button combo on a keyboard?

Alt-right.

I'll see myself out.

I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl

All you have to do is Bang a couple Rockstars

If you have sex with a bunch of circumcised men at the North Pole,

Is it a cold cut combo?

The Heimlich Maneuver always sounded like a power combo.

⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️🅰️🅱️

What is the worst bad people group combo?

Ku Klux Taliban

A man goes to a Chinese takeout.

Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,

and strolls off with wanton abandon.


Id like to order a number 3 combo with a Mac n cheese side and large coke

Okay that will be $7.86 sir, what kind of drink would you like?

...

Speed bumps don't make a good combo

Especially when children are present

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE!
2X COMBO

I recently got laser hair removal on my groin...

It was a combo hair removal and health foods facility. I left with Brazilian nuts.

I built a vodka still that uses a magnetic field/electric coil combo as a heating element...

... and those mathematicians said I don't understand proof by induction.

The combover

I once bought a comb. Now I can't part with it.

What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player?

A bad combo

ELI5: Why is the Italian BMT so similar to the Cold Cut Combo?


What does 2 letter E's, a mole and a pit have to do with eachother

I don't know, but hole-e mole-e is that a combo

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