Combo Jokes

Following is our collection of tandem puns and cake one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Combo jokes for adults, dirty ensemble jokes and clean dietary dad gags for kids.

The Best Combo Puns

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal...

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.

With a gun.

Met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo? I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight is my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"


Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries!

Man: Right here!

Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight.

Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait...

Clerk: >:D

So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day.

I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.

Having an orgy and buffet combo was a bad idea

I'm so stuffed

What's a nazi's favorite button combo on a keyboard?


I'll see myself out.

I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl

All you have to do is Bang a couple Rockstars

If you have sex with a bunch of circumcised men at the North Pole,

Is it a cold cut combo?

The Heimlich Maneuver always sounded like a power combo.


What is the worst bad people group combo?

Ku Klux Taliban

A man goes to a Chinese takeout.

Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,

and strolls off with wanton abandon.

Id like to order a number 3 combo with a Mac n cheese side and large coke

Okay that will be $7.86 sir, what kind of drink would you like?


Speed bumps don't make a good combo

Especially when children are present

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?


I recently got laser hair removal on my groin...

It was a combo hair removal and health foods facility. I left with Brazilian nuts.

I built a vodka still that uses a magnetic field/electric coil combo as a heating element...

... and those mathematicians said I don't understand proof by induction.

The combover

I once bought a comb. Now I can't part with it.

What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player?

A bad combo

ELI5: Why is the Italian BMT so similar to the Cold Cut Combo?

What does 2 letter E's, a mole and a pit have to do with eachother

I don't know, but hole-e mole-e is that a combo

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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