The Best 21 Combo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Combo jokes. There are some combo cake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these combo dietary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Combo Jokes and Puns

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal...

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.

With a gun.

Met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo? I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight is my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"


Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries!

Man: Right here!

Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight.

Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait...

Clerk: >:D

Combo joke, Fastfood

So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day.

I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.

Having an orgy and buffet combo was a bad idea

I'm so stuffed

What's Sub-Zero's favorite thing to order at a restaurant?

A combo

I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl

All you have to do is Bang a couple Rockstars

Combo joke, I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl

What's a nazi's favorite button combo on a keyboard?


I'll see myself out.

If you have sex with a bunch of circumcised men at the North Pole,

Is it a cold cut combo?

The Heimlich Maneuver always sounded like a power combo.


What is the worst bad people group combo?

Ku Klux Taliban

You can explore combo tandem reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean combo ensemble dad jokes. There are also combo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Id like to order a number 3 combo with a Mac n cheese side and large coke

Okay that will be $7.86 sir, what kind of drink would you like?


A man goes to a Chinese takeout.

Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,

and strolls off with wanton abandon.

Speed bumps don't make a good combo

Especially when children are present

I recently got laser hair removal on my groin...

It was a combo hair removal and health foods facility. I left with Brazilian nuts.

I built a vodka still that uses a magnetic field/electric coil combo as a heating element...

... and those mathematicians said I don't understand proof by induction.

Combo joke, I built a vodka still that uses a magnetic field/electric coil combo as a heating element...

ELI5: Why is the Italian BMT so similar to the Cold Cut Combo?

What do you call a love triangle between a drummer, a bassist, and a piano player?

A bad combo

What does 2 letter E's, a mole and a pit have to do with eachother

I don't know, but hole-e mole-e is that a combo

The combover

I once bought a comb. Now I can't part with it.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the combo signature jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working combo constellation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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