The Best 68 Combine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Combine jokes. There are some combine combination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these combine hydroxide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Combine Jokes and Puns

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

In the divorce court today

In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her.

He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester.

Combine joke, In the divorce court today

A UNIX Salesperson

A unix salesperson named Lenore

Loved her job, but loved the beach more.

She devised such a way

to combine work and play:

She sells C-shells by the seashore

They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...

It was NAS-tea


What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get?

Nicki MΓ©lange

Combine joke, If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get?

What are OP's like alone, as compared to when they are combined?

Alone, An OP is not very strong, he cannot do very much alone, Much like a stick; But, When you combine all of these sticks together, you get a massive heap of faggots.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm?

A Zy-Goat

I'll escort myself out.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website.

It's going to be called "YouTwitFace".

I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant...

The motto is going to be "First come first serve".

What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day

Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

Combine joke, I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day

What does your money become when you combine "the" and "IRS"?

Theirs.

I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt

I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.


Why did Gordon Freeman's vehicle dismember the metrocop and pulverize his limbs?

Because he was driving a Combine harvester.

What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe?

A fat giraffe

If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie,

it would be an extremely long movie.

Theory vs practice

Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn't work.Β 
Practice is when something works but you don't know why.Β 
Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don't know why.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only...

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only. I wanted to call it eFarmony, but I realized that there's a way better name.

Attractor. Where technology and love combine. Meet someone on a tractor.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Titanium is a most amorous metal...

When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get if you combine an organ and jam?

A hearty breakfast

What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?

A fruit and a vegetable.

What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy?

American politics.

What do you get when you combine a gay man and a Jew?

A hit Broadway musical

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

How many farmers does it take to grease a combine?

...only two, if you feed them in real slow.

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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What fruit do you get when you combine a sheep and with some salt?

Banana

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

More NFL news

NFL CUTS ONE TEAM

The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league.

They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.

Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.

What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery

so that I can stick it to the man from a distance

What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

What charge do you get when you combine sodium and chlorine?

Assault

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?

I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.

A Man Wins the Lottery

A man wins the lottery and calls his wife.

Honey, I have good news and bad news.

The wife, having no idea of what could be going on says, Combine them.

The man thinks for a second and says, My new wife and I just won the lottery!

What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory

How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.

What do you get if you combine a dog and a tv aerial?

A Golden Receiver!

What do you get when you combine . . .

50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

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A hundred sows and bucks!

(Say it out loud)

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

A joke a coworker told me today: What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino?

Cow the duck wood rhino?

Optimus Prime has had a sexy change and is now a Combine Harvester

He's a Trans-Farmer

A well known local man has fell into a combine harvester trying to steal it last night

The police have confirmed he's been bailed.

What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

What do you get if you combine two Gs, an I, an E, an R, an S, and an N. I'll tell you, you get the worst kind o man in the world:

Gingers

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

Why don't In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

Two best friends meet. "I have two bad news" says one to the other...

"OK, combine them."

"Your wife is cheating on us."

A guy who is blind in his left eye and a guy who is blind in his right eye decide to team up.

After they combine forces, they realize they weren't specific enough.

Guy number 1 turns to guy number 2 and says "Didn't see that coming."

What do you get when you combine the Rock and E.T.?

(From my little brother)

A rocket

What do you get when you combine seal and ink?

A mess.





As told to me by my daughter.

What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu?

A Crockashit.

The other day my friend messaged by saying bro I have two pieces of bad news for you. I told him to combine them.

He replied with your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.

If a combined breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and dinner called?

...being poor.

Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.

The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"

"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."

How much does the combined laundry of everyone in the White House weigh?

A Washington.

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