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Combination Jokes

55 combination jokes and hilarious combination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about combination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at these funny combinations! From animal crescents to painfully problematic name conjunctions, these combination jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face! Read on to discover a collection of lighthearted laughs.

Best Short Combination Jokes

Short combination jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The combination humour may include short combine jokes also.

  1. Why can't you combine religion and science? Because science gives us skyscrapers and airplanes,
    Religion combines them together.
  2. TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined. starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.
  3. There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
  4. "What did you think of my new Fibonacci joke?" the man asked. "It was as bad as your previous two Fibonacci jokes combined," she taunted.
  5. How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
  6. Just got this in a text from my dad. "I've just combined laxative and alaphabet soup... I call it letter rip!"
  7. What's the worst disease combination to have? Alzheimer and Diarrhea. You don't know where to run
  8. Two best friends meet. "I have two bad news" says one to the other... "OK, combine them."
    "Your wife is cheating on us."
  9. A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore
    Loved her job, but loved the beach more.
    She devised such a way
    to combine work and play:
    She sells C-shells by the seashore
  10. Green is my favorite color. Green is my favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.

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Combination joke, Green is my favorite color.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about combination can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of combination puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Combination One Liners

Which combination one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with combination? I can suggest the ones about combo and composition.

  1. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.
  2. I thought up this fibonacci joke .. But it's worse than my last two combined
  3. What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense? Icy dead people.
  4. I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters FmL
  5. How much does the combined laundry of everyone in the White House weigh? A Washington.
  6. Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.
  7. One in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two combined
  8. Green is my favorite color. I like it better than blue and yellow combined.
  9. What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
  10. I heard many Fibonacci jokes Every one of them made me laugh like the previous 2 combined
  11. What do you get when you combine a gay man and a Jew? A hit broadway musical
  12. What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy? American politics.
  13. Today I'm combining Alphabet Soup & laxatives… I call it Letter Rip.
  14. I hate the color purple I hate it more than red and blue combined
  15. Titanium is a most amorous metal... When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

Name Combination Jokes

Here is a list of funny name combination jokes and even better name combination puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn't choose my favourite when my daughter was born So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!
  • Have you heard of this new delivery company? It combines the unreliability of UPS and the lateness of FedEx so it was named FedUPS.
  • What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward? Fruits & Vegetables.
  • In which name of a n**... gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?" Justin Bieber
  • Why is Burt the smelliest name? Because it's a combination of "burp" and "f**...".

Animal Combination Jokes

Here is a list of funny animal combination jokes and even better animal combination puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation? Runtatooie, run!
  • What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby conned cat animation
Combination joke, What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby

Howlingly Hilarious Combination Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about combination you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean compound jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make combination prank.

Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the n**... woman they find in there.

A startled, n**..., man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."
The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."
The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute!"

In the divorce court today

In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her.
He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester.

Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.

The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."

A man is sitting at the doctor's office

As he is doing this, he playfully rotates the wedding ring on his finger. An older gentleman across from him beckons and whispers "Son, there ain't no combination that's gonna unlock that thing".

I visited an art gallery.

"Absolutely gorgeous, don't you think?" I asked the fellow next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey...the way the colours intertwine. Truly beautiful."

He slowly stepped away from the u**... and left.

I was at an art gallery.

"Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."
He stepped away from the u**... and left.

All the single ladles

Joe invited his mother over for dinner one night. During the course of said dinner his mother couldn't help but notice the staggering beauty of Joe's roommate. She had been long suspicious of a relationship between them, and her beauty combined with the banter she had seen them share only made her all the more curious.
Joe noticed his mother's suspicion. "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you that Julie and I are just roommates."
A week later, Julie came to Joe and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't seem to find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it on accident, do you?"
Joe agreed that it was a reasonable possibility, and wrote a letter to his mother inquiring about the ladle. It read, "I'm not saying you 'did' take the ladle, nor am I saying you 'did not' take the ladle,' but the fact is it's been missing since you came to dinner last week."
Several weeks later, a reply came.
"I'm not saying you 'do' sleep with Julie, nor am I saying you 'do not' sleep with Julie. The fact is if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now."

Pie rates of the Caribbean joke

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat s**...?

A Zy-Goat
I'll e**... myself out.

This joke about the fibonacci sequence is so bad that

it's as bad as the last two combined

What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?

I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.

I'm starting a combination Frozen yogurt shop and news stand..

It will be called Froyo Information.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined

And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint

Combination joke, I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined

jokes about combination

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these combination jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.