Combination Jokes

Following is our collection of conjunction puns and locker one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Combination jokes for adults, dirty playable jokes and clean epidemic dad gags for kids.

The Best Combination Puns

Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the naked woman they find in there.

A startled, naked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."

The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."

The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute!"

How does an ant put on a tie?

With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.

A man is sitting at the doctor's office

As he is doing this, he playfully rotates the wedding ring on his finger. An older gentleman across from him beckons and whispers "Son, there ain't no combination that's gonna unlock that thing".

Pie rates of the Caribbean joke

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..

It will be called Froyo Information.


I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!

I don't have "safe sex" ...

... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock.

What is the worst combination of illnesses? - Alzheimer's and diarrhea.

You're running, but can't remember where.

A company in Thailand recently opened the first combination brothel/tennis facility.

They operate on a first come / first serve basis.

A man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful woman.

He sat down next to her and said Hello there, what's your name . She replied Carmen, it's my own name. I gave it to myself, it's a combination of my two favourite things in life, cars and men. The man replied Well in that case it's a pleasure to meet you Carmen, I'm B.J Titsandarse

I asked my dad, "What's the best way to form a joke?"

He explained, "Well, first, I have to come up with the right combination of words".

"Got it, then what?" I asked

"If I carefully put them together in a particular order, your mum will have sex with me and nine months later a joke pops out!"


I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary.

It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.

TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

A Engineer, a Chemist and an Economist get stranded on a island.

From the ship that crashed, some canned food washed ashore.


The Engineer says We need to open the cans with these rocks


The Chemist says We could blow the top off using a combination of these minerals I've found


The Economist says Ok, so let's assume we have a can opener

I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course

I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par

What's the smartest pizza?

Combination with Nobel peppers.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?


Want to know why married people are always twisting their wedding rings?

They're searching for the combination...

I have a great idea for a business.

Combination nair and rogaine, I'll call it no gain.

How do you get rid of a Brazilian?

Wave any combination of red black and yellow in front of them.

🇩🇪 🇧🇪

Woman has a special combination of inner..

My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?

The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.

It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.

My locker combination is...

My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.

I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.

Do you know what happens when...

... You get Grav Lox, Smoked Lox, and Nova Scotia Lox together?

You get combination lox!

... via my Dad just now.

As I have learned from my electrochemistry lessons...

The wrong combination of metals can \*potentially\* cause corrosion.

My friend is trying to convince me to teach a combination ophthalmology/philosophy/spanish/technology/pun course.

But eye just kant si IT.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to have safe sex

Now I just have to figure out the right combination

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

What did the lock say to the locker?

I think we make a very good combination

In which name of a nasty gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"

Justin Bieber

I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.

I call it Scrap Metal.

What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?

In Australia, there are only three types of weather:

Too hot, too cold, too wet or a combination.

^(alternate: Total Fire Ban, Totally Flooded and Totally not gonna look outside; mate.)

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