The Best 36 Combination Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Combination jokes. There are some combination locker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these combination epidemic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Combination Jokes and Puns

A company in Thailand recently opened the first combination brothel/tennis facility.

They operate on a first come / first serve basis.

My friend is trying to convince me to teach a combination ophthalmology/philosophy/spanish/technology/pun course.

But eye just kant si IT.

Do you know what happens when...

... You get Grav Lox, Smoked Lox, and Nova Scotia Lox together?

You get combination lox!

... via my Dad just now.

Combination joke, Do you know what happens when...

My locker combination is...

My locker combination is 9/11/01. I guess you could say I'll never forget it.

I really hope this doesn't offend anyone.

I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.

I call it Scrap Metal.


Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?

The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.

It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.

A man is sitting at the doctor's office

As he is doing this, he playfully rotates the wedding ring on his finger. An older gentleman across from him beckons and whispers "Son, there ain't no combination that's gonna unlock that thing".

Combination joke, A man is sitting at the doctor's office

Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?

I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..

It will be called Froyo Information.

How does an ant put on a tie?

With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.

What's the smartest pizza?

Combination with Nobel peppers.

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TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

I don't have "safe sex" ...

... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock.

In which name of a nasty gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"

Justin Bieber

I have a great idea for a business.

Combination nair and rogaine, I'll call it no gain.

In Australia, there are only three types of weather:

Too hot, too cold, too wet or a combination.

^(alternate: Total Fire Ban, Totally Flooded and Totally not gonna look outside; mate.)

Combination joke, In Australia, there are only three types of weather:

Pie rates of the Caribbean joke

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Woman has a special combination of inner..

My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

A Engineer, a Chemist and an Economist get stranded on a island.

From the ship that crashed, some canned food washed ashore.

The Engineer says We need to open the cans with these rocks

The Chemist says We could blow the top off using a combination of these minerals I've found

The Economist says Ok, so let's assume we have a can opener


What did the lock say to the locker?

I think we make a very good combination

Want to know why married people are always twisting their wedding rings?

They're searching for the combination...

I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course

I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par

I asked my dad, "What's the best way to form a joke?"

He explained, "Well, first, I have to come up with the right combination of words".

"Got it, then what?" I asked

"If I carefully put them together in a particular order, your mum will have sex with me and nine months later a joke pops out!"

How do you get rid of a Brazilian?

Wave any combination of red black and yellow in front of them.

🇩🇪 🇧🇪

My girlfriend told me she wanted to have safe sex

Now I just have to figure out the right combination

What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

As I have learned from my electrochemistry lessons...

The wrong combination of metals can \*potentially\* cause corrosion.

I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!

A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary.

It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.

TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the naked woman they find in there.

A startled, naked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."

The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."

The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute!"

What is the worst combination of illnesses? - Alzheimer's and diarrhea.

You're running, but can't remember where.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the combination blend jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working combination mixes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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