Following is our collection of funny Combat jokes. There are some combat fighter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these combat firefight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism.
Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.
They will have the element of supplies.
Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
Karate is a combat and self defense technique developed in japan that requires years of intense training and dedication to master.
Judo is what they make bagels out of.
What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, they were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits.
They were also both founded to combat heresy: the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.
What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?
Well, have you met any Albigensians lately?
Heard this from priest and took format from somewhere.
Because they pray.
I prefer "Hand-to-gland combat".
Umbreonage
Anti-hissss-tamines!
A combat roll
Even Scorpion from Mortal Combat says: "Stay over there!"
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and orders himself a drink at the bar counter. Turning to the fellow sitting next to him, he slowly utters, Combat. Battle. Warfare. Skirmish. Brawl. Scuffle.
The other man slams his glass down on the counter, gets up out of his seat, turns to face the cowboy, and says, Hey, them's fightin' words!
Galaxy Nuke 7
It's a touchy subject.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Start another Cold War
I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
She was sentenced with dishonorable discharge.
We'll call it "Hooks, line, and sinker."
A RAP-tor battle!! (Credit to my friend who made this up)
Ham to ham combat!
I looked up the rules of chivalry. Only one part is about respecting women. The rest is medieval battle etiquette.
The other day I didn't open a door for a women behind me. "I guess chivlary is dead," she said. Enraged, I challenged her to armed combat
Turns out I'm the better jouster.
Chivalry is alive but that woman is dead.
The Arm-y
To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!
I am Humboldt.
Otherwise they'd be renting bathrooms during combat.
One should never take the Lord's name in vein.
How many successful jumps does a paratrooper have to make before he is ready for combat?
All of them.
Whoops, wrong sub
The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.
Everyone rejoiced.
they'll just bleed
He says I'm suffering from an *Affinity War.*
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
It's bread for combat.
A Warsaw
He decided to take a break because he was hungry.
Two knights practicing combat nearby. One of them accidentally made a mistake and got shoved into the unfixed fence.
When the fence broke, he forcefully fell down the long distance. When he got down, in his dying breath, he screamed "THIS ISN'T EVEN REPOSTED!"
Unarmed combat
He puts on fake erections
Jew-Jitsu.
It is executed perfectly
He was trained in Arial combat
Depends
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