Comb Over Jokes

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Funniest Comb Over Short Jokes

Short comb over jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comb over humour may include short comb jokes also.

  1. I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
  2. A friend of mine went bald years ago But he still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
  3. As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear. Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.
  4. This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area.
  5. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks ill never part with it
  6. How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!
    I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.
  7. My friend went bald five years ago, but he still carries a comb. He just can't part with it.
  8. A truck full of toupees tipped over on my way to work this morning. This police are still combing the area.
  9. A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, "I'll never part with it."
  10. Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
    Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Comb Over One Liners

Which comb over one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comb over? I can suggest the ones about coop and cope.

  1. I'm bald but still have my comb. I just can't part with it.
  2. I am bald, but I kept my comb for 20 years. I just can't part with it.
  3. Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
  4. The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
  5. My luck is like a bald guy... ...who just won a comb.
  6. How do bees keep their hair looking nice? A HONEY COMB
  7. How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side
  8. I lost my hair years ago, but i still carry my comb. I just can't part with it.
  9. I went bald early in life but I kept my comb I just can't part with it
  10. What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.
  11. Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too messi.
  12. After I went bald, I couldn't throw my comb away. I just couldn't part with it.
  13. A comb is the best present a bald man can receive He'll never part with it.
  14. A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area.
  15. Teeth What has a bunch of teeth and no cavities?
    A comb
    Sorry jokes by my 4 year old.

Comb Over Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny comb over hair jokes and even better comb over hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 'Waiter,' said the customer, 'there's a hair in this honey.' 'Ah', replied the waiter, 'it must be from the comb.'
  • I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
  • What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
  • $50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
  • Why couldn't the bee brush its hair? Because it had honey in it's comb.
  • What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!
  • What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation Hair loom.
  • Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
    A: A honey comb!
  • What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair.
    My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
  • I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down.

Amusing & Witty Comb Over Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about comb over you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comb over pranks.

Yo mama so bald headed she uses a toothpick as a comb.

Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose?
A: They combed the area!

A length of rope walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says "get out, we don't serve ropes in here!"
The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together.
Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends.
He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?"
And the rope replied "no, I'm a frayed knot."

Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.

A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days

He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then s**... off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake
What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?
A comb
What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?
A gulf club.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Library Inventory

A librarian in a small book collection is just finishing up the process of cataloging his physical inventory and is combing through the stacks to double-check his work. Suddenly, he sees a bit of crinkled cover just peeking out behind a shelf in the very back of the building. Confused, he steps quietly over, reaches down, and gently wriggles the attached book free.
In his hands is an old, dusty copy of the The Hobbit, which he knows he hasn't included in his count. He's never even seen this book before! He quickly shuffles to the back room and sits down at his computer. Tapping away, he records the title, print date and location, and inventory code number. Unfortunately, right as he was entering the author name, about to finally finish long months of recording, he threw an unexpected Tolkien error.

Couple police jokes

1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it."

The combover

I once bought a comb. Now I can't part with it.

I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb.

I guess you could say my room was bugged.

A lion goes into a restaurant

He sits down, and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over.
"What would you like to drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"A glass of the house wine please." The lion responds.
"Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?"
"Sounds delicious!"
"And what can I get you for your main?"
"Oh, just a comb."

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled "we will overcome"

At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called "we will over-comb"

Why doesn't Sean "P. Diddy" brush his hair?

Because Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

.. She pulled her pants up.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Im outta hair!!

A shipment of wigs has been stolen

Police are combing the area

Wife asked: Why is Scottish wool is so soft?

Because Scottish men always comb their wives hair.

What is a comb jellies favorite time of day?


My hair is so thick, the comb sometimes gets stuck...

...I think it's because of hair-resistance

My friend came back from vacation with long hair...

... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.

Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...

I just can't part with it.

What's the best parting gift?

A comb.

BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.

Police are still combing the area.

A new barbershop just opened called Hairy Styles.

They only do comb-overs in One Direction.

What is red, screaming, and getting smaller by the minute?

A baby combing his hair with a peeler

My luck is like a bald man...

That won a comb.

Why does Dracula comb his hair straight back?

Because he can't see his reflection to part it any other way.

I might grow my comb-over out into a mullet.

I think I'll mullet over.

You're in the Army Now

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Yo mama so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

Why did the hair spray tell on the comb?

He was under preasure.

Sherlock opens a salon.

Sherlock combs.

Why should you never lend your comb to a bald person?

Because they will never part with it.

What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs?

A Puff (daddy) piece

My wife combed my hair for me like she used to, right before she died.

I guess she wanted to leave me with a parting gift.

Someone on here just offered to comb my hair

Am I a victim of online grooming?

One country act that isn't going to get much of an audience on the east coast for a while:

Luke Combs.

What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?

A bald eagle.

What do you call a comb's s**... with dandruff?

A brush with death :)

In the news...

There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.

Why did America drop crates of combs for Germany during WW2?

To get rid of the knotsies.

Do you ever wonder about a mullet?

What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?

My wife was doing her hair for Christmas Eve

She seemed to be struggling to comb it. I told her she should have written to Santa about it - he could have told her if her hair was knotty or nice.

A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night....

Police are combing the area.

How did Moses comb his hair?

He parted it in the middle.

This just in. A truck full of wigs has crashed under mysterious circumstances.

Police are now combing the area.

Just learned that eggs are good for men's hair.

That's why roosters always have a comb.

A piece of string walks into a bar.

The bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here.
Hearing that, the piece of string walks out, parts its hair, ties it up, combs it, and walks back into the bar.
The bartender asks, Didn't you just walk in here?
The piece of string says, I'm a frayed knot.

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.

He just can't seem to part with it.

A toothbrush journey in India

Very real story...,,
A Dentist was conducting a global survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*
"3 months...!"
"1 month...!!"
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, it may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, still we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing drawstings in our Pajamas & Petticoats!

Harry's local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen.

Police are currently combing the area for clues.

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