Comb Over Hair Jokes
57 comb over hair jokes and hilarious comb over hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comb over hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Comb Over Hair Short Jokes
Short comb over hair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comb over hair humour may include short comb jokes also.
- As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear. Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.
- How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!
I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me. - 'Waiter,' said the customer, 'there's a hair in this honey.' 'Ah', replied the waiter, 'it must be from the comb.'
- I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
- What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
- $50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
- What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation Hair loom.
- What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair.
My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo. - Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle
- My friend came back from vacation with long hair... ... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.
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Comb Over Hair One Liners
Which comb over hair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comb over hair? I can suggest the ones about curly hair and chest hair.
- Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
- The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
- How do bees keep their hair looking nice? A HONEY COMB
- Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too messi.
- What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!
- I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down.
- How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
- What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up.
- Just learned that eggs are good for men's hair. That's why roosters always have a comb.
- Do you ever wonder about a mullet? What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?
- Someone on here just offered to comb my hair Am I a victim of online grooming?
- Why did the hair spray tell on the comb? He was under preasure.
- Why doesn't Sean "P. Diddy" brush his hair? Because Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Im outta hair!!
- Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs.
Comb Over Hair Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about comb over hair you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hair brush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comb over hair pranks.
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Two old women were talking about their s**... lives.
Ethel was upset because her s**... life had really died, while Mildred said her s**... life was great.
Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head.
When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild s**... the rest of the night."
Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight."
While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes.
She struggled to get both legs behind her head.
After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move.
Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face.
"For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."
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THE MAN of the Italian house
Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, _You Can Be THE MAN of Your House._
Inspired, he stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, we're going upstairs and we'll have the kind of s**... that I want. Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f**...' f**... director would be my first guess"
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A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days
He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then s**... off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge
What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?
A Hun knee comb.
What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?
Hair-vents.
Couple police jokes
1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.
Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?
Princess Arielephant
Wife asked: Why is Scottish wool is so soft?
Because Scottish men always comb their wives hair.
My hair is so thick, the comb sometimes gets stuck...
...I think it's because of hair-resistance
What is red, screaming, and getting smaller by the minute?
A baby combing his hair with a peeler
Why did the single panda with Eloy of desire comb to his hair?
Magic greenie mushrooms spits
Why does Dracula comb his hair straight back?
Because he can't see his reflection to part it any other way.
You're in the Army Now
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
My wife combed my hair for me like she used to, right before she died.
I guess she wanted to leave me with a parting gift.
In the news...
There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.
My wife was doing her hair for Christmas Eve
She seemed to be struggling to comb it. I told her she should have written to Santa about it - he could have told her if her hair was knotty or nice.
A toothbrush journey in India
Very real story...,,
A Dentist was conducting a global survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*
Chinese:
"3 months...!"
American:
"1 month...!!"
Indian:
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, it may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, still we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing drawstings in our Pajamas & Petticoats!