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131 comb jokes and hilarious comb puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comb that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Need a laugh? Check out this hilarious compilation of comb jokes! From combs as fashion accessories to the ever-popular comb over, you'll chuckle your way through this punny collection. Discover curly hair humor, jokes about hairstyles, and much more!

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Funniest Comb Short Jokes

Short comb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comb humour may include short comp jokes also.

  1. I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
  2. A friend of mine went bald years ago But he still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
  3. As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear. Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.
  4. This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area.
  5. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks ill never part with it
  6. How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!
    I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.
  7. My friend went bald five years ago, but he still carries a comb. He just can't part with it.
  8. A truck full of toupees tipped over on my way to work this morning. This police are still combing the area.
  9. A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, "I'll never part with it."
  10. Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
    Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Comb One Liners

Which comb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comb? I can suggest the ones about coop and cope.

  1. I'm bald but still have my comb. I just can't part with it.
  2. I am bald, but I kept my comb for 20 years. I just can't part with it.
  3. Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
  4. The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
  5. My luck is like a bald guy... ...who just won a comb.
  6. How do bees keep their hair looking nice? A HONEY COMB
  7. How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side
  8. I lost my hair years ago, but i still carry my comb. I just can't part with it.
  9. I went bald early in life but I kept my comb I just can't part with it
  10. What does a bee use to style its hair? A honey comb.
  11. Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too messi.
  12. After I went bald, I couldn't throw my comb away. I just couldn't part with it.
  13. A comb is the best present a bald man can receive He'll never part with it.
  14. A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area.
  15. Teeth What has a bunch of teeth and no cavities?
    A comb
    Sorry jokes by my 4 year old.

Comb Over Jokes

Here is a list of funny comb over jokes and even better comb over puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 'Waiter,' said the customer, 'there's a hair in this honey.' 'Ah', replied the waiter, 'it must be from the comb.'
  • My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him. He just can't seem to part with it.
  • I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
  • Why should you never lend your comb to a bald person? Because they will never part with it.
  • What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
  • What kind of bird doesn't need a comb? A bald eagle.
  • What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? "Thanks, I'll never part with it."
  • Harry's local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing the area for clues.
  • $50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
  • Yo mama so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

Comb Over Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny comb over hair jokes and even better comb over hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why couldn't the bee brush its hair? Because it had honey in it's comb.
  • What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!
  • What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation Hair loom.
  • Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
    A: A honey comb!
  • What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair.
    My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
  • I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down.
  • Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle
  • How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
  • What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up.
  • What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.
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Howlingly Hilarious Comb Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about comb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comb pranks.

A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days

He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then s**... off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake
What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?
A comb
What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?
A gulf club.

They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...

It was NAS-tea

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle?

They become alpha-beta-cle

If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get?

Nicki Mélange

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat s**...?

A Zy-Goat
I'll e**... myself out.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website.

It's going to be called "YouTwitFace".

A lion goes into a restaurant

He sits down, and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over.
"What would you like to drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"A glass of the house wine please." The lion responds.
"Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?"
"Sounds delicious!"
"And what can I get you for your main?"
"Oh, just a comb."

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

I combined National pancake day with International Women's Day

Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

What do you get when combining a Nihilistic attitude with the works of Georges Surat and Paul Signac

What's the Pointillism

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe?

A fat giraffe

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

How do you combat Global Warming?

Start another Cold War

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Why do I always comby hair before going to bed?

To make a good impression on the pillow..

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get if you combine an o**... and jam?

A hearty breakfast

What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?

A fruit and a vegetable.

My friend came back from vacation with long hair...

... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.

Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...

I just can't part with it.

What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy?

American politics.

What do you get when you combine a gay man and a Jew?

A hit broadway musical

What's the best parting gift?

A comb.

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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**HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMANHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOBOYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

What happens when you combine Emoji Movie and Bee Movie?

🅱️ Movie

My luck is like a bald man...

That won a comb.

What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery

so that I can stick it to the man from a distance

What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?

I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.

What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory

How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.

What do you get if you combine a dog and a tv aerial?

A Golden Receiver!

You're in the Army Now

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

What do you get when you combine . . .

50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
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A hundred sows and bucks!
(Say it out loud)

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

To combat drug addiction, Christians are now rebranding herion as "Jesus"

One should never take the Lord's name in vein.

What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

What do you get if you combine two Gs, an I, an E, an R, an S, and an N. I'll tell you, you get the worst kind o man in the world:

Gingers

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?

Runtatooie, run!

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

Just learned that eggs are good for men's hair.

That's why roosters always have a comb.

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you combine the Rock and E.T.?

(From my little brother)
A rocket

What do you get when you combine seal and ink?

A mess.


As told to me by my daughter.

What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu?

A Crockashit.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a t**...?

If a combined breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and dinner called?

...being poor.

Comb joke, If a combined breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and din

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