The Best 54 Comb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comb jokes. There are some comb conditioner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comb ponytail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comb Jokes and Puns

A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days

He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then shaved off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge

How do bees keep their hair looking nice?

A HONEY COMB

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

Comb joke, What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?

A gulf club.

They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...

It was NAS-tea


Comb On!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Comb joke, What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it."

A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift...

He said, "I'll never part with it."

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm?

A Zy-Goat

I'll escort myself out.

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website.

It's going to be called "YouTwitFace".

A lion goes into a restaurant

He sits down, and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over.
"What would you like to drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"A glass of the house wine please." The lion responds.
"Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?"
"Sounds delicious!"
"And what can I get you for your main?"
"Oh, just a comb."

Comb joke, A lion goes into a restaurant

What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple


How do you comb a bee's hair?

With a honeycomb!

I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.

What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy?

American politics.

What do you get when you combine a gay man and a Jew?

A hit Broadway musical

What's the best parting gift?

A comb.

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.

I think they may be trying to groom me.

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

Why couldn't the bee brush its hair?

Because it had honey in it's comb.

What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?

I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.

What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory

How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.

You're in the Army Now

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Yo mama so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

Why should you never lend your comb to a bald person?

Because they will never part with it.

To combat drug addiction, Christians are now rebranding herion as "Jesus"

One should never take the Lord's name in vein.

The way I combed my hair in 7th grade

is the worst part.

What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?

A bald eagle.

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

I went bald early in life but I kept my comb

I just can't part with it

A comb is the best present a bald man can receive

He'll never part with it.

My friend went bald five years ago, but he still carries a comb.

He just can't part with it.

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.

He just can't seem to part with it.

What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu?

A Crockashit.

What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation

Hair loom.

If the combination of binary digits were called a bit

Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?

I lost my hair years ago, but i still carry my comb.

I just can't part with it.

If a combined breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and dinner called?

...being poor.

My luck is like a bald guy...

...who just won a comb.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Thanks ill never part with it

How much does the combined laundry of everyone in the White House weigh?

A Washington.

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