Comb Jokes
131 comb jokes and hilarious comb puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comb that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a laugh? Check out this hilarious compilation of comb jokes! From combs as fashion accessories to the ever-popular comb over, you'll chuckle your way through this punny collection. Discover curly hair humor, jokes about hairstyles, and much more!
Funniest Comb Short Jokes
Short comb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comb humour may include short comp jokes also.
- I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
- A friend of mine went bald years ago But he still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
- As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear. Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.
- This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area.
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks ill never part with it
- How do you comb a bee's hair? With a honeycomb!
I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me. - A truck full of toupees tipped over on my way to work this morning. This police are still combing the area.
- 'Waiter,' said the customer, 'there's a hair in this honey.' 'Ah', replied the waiter, 'it must be from the comb.'
- I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
- Why should you never lend your comb to a bald person? Because they will never part with it.
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Comb One Liners
Which comb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comb? I can suggest the ones about coop and cope.
- I'm bald but still have my comb. I just can't part with it.
- Why was the bee's hair sticky? Because he used a honey comb.
- The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
- My luck is like a bald guy... ...who just won a comb.
- How do bees keep their hair looking nice? A HONEY COMB
- How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side
- Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too messi.
- A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area.
- Teeth What has a bunch of teeth and no cavities?
A comb
Sorry jokes by my 4 year old. - What kind of bird doesn't need a comb? A bald eagle.
- What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!
- Sherlock opens a salon. Sherlock combs.
- What's the best parting gift? A comb.
- I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down.
- How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Comb Over Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny comb over hair jokes and even better comb over hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
- $50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon, Police are still combing the area for clues.
- What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation Hair loom.
- What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair.
My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo. - Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle
- What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up.
- My friend came back from vacation with long hair... ... and I wanted to make a joke about it, but I couldn't *comb* up with one.
- Just learned that eggs are good for men's hair. That's why roosters always have a comb.
- In the news... There was a robbery at a local hair salon. The police are combing the area.
- My wife combed my hair for me like she used to, right before she died. I guess she wanted to leave me with a parting gift.
Comb Over Jokes
Here is a list of funny comb over jokes and even better comb over puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? "Thanks, I'll never part with it."
- Harry's local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing the area for clues.
- Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years... I just can't part with it.
- I might grow my comb-over out into a mullet. I think I'll mullet over.
- A new barbershop just opened called Hairy Styles. They only do comb-overs in One Direction.
- What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs? A Puff (daddy) piece
- This just in. A truck full of wigs has crashed under mysterious circumstances. Police are now combing the area.
- A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night.... Police are combing the area.
- My wife was doing her hair for Christmas Eve She seemed to be struggling to comb it. I told her she should have written to Santa about it - he could have told her if her hair was knotty or nice.
- Do you ever wonder about a mullet? What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?
Howlingly Hilarious Comb Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about comb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comb pranks.
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A man is sentenced to 15 years in prison, but escapes after only 3 days
He's taken in front of a judge, who orders the prisoner to explain his actions. The prisoner says "Well your honor, the first day, they gave me a comb, then s**... off all my hair. The second day, they gave me a tooth brush, then pulled out all my teeth. The third day, they gave me a jock strap, I went over the wall". "Case dismissed" declares the judge
What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?
The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.
They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...
It was NAS-tea
What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?
A really good watch.
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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?
Because they never part with them
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What do you get when you combine g**... with the mafia?
A flash mob
The combover
I once bought a comb. Now I can't part with it.
What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle?
They become alpha-beta-cle
If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get?
Nicki Mélange
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What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat s**...?
A Zy-Goat
I'll e**... myself out.
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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
How do you combat espionage?
Umbreonage
What do you get if you combine the old testament, the new testament and Swiss cheese?
The Holey Bible.
What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?
Golbat.
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I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb.
I guess you could say my room was bugged.
A lion goes into a restaurant
He sits down, and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over.
"What would you like to drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"A glass of the house wine please." The lion responds.
"Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?"
"Sounds delicious!"
"And what can I get you for your main?"
"Oh, just a comb."
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I'm going to combine a s**... shop and a restaurant...
The motto is going to be "First come first serve".
What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?
"Breaking Bad"
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What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?
**HeYSeXe**
I combined National pancake day with International Women's Day
Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
What do you get when combining a Nihilistic attitude with the works of Georges Surat and Paul Signac
What's the Pointillism
What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?
A two-eyed onion.
What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe?
A fat giraffe
If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie,
it would be an extremely long movie.
What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?
A Baked Potato
Wife asked: Why is Scottish wool is so soft?
Because Scottish men always comb their wives hair.
What is a comb jellies favorite time of day?
Ctenophore!
How do you combat Global Warming?
Start another Cold War
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple
What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?
GuacaMole!
Why do I always comby hair before going to bed?
To make a good impression on the pillow..
What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?
Sum of beaches.
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What do you get if you combine an o**... and jam?
A hearty breakfast
What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?
A fruit and a vegetable.
What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy?
American politics.
What do you get when you combine a conjunction and a snake?
An andaconda.
What do you get if you combine Parah and Mercy?
Pharmacy...
Why are combinatorialists so dependable?
Because you can always count on them.
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What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?
An overreaction.
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What happens when you combine Emoji Movie and Bee Movie?
🅱️ Movie
What happens when you combine algebra and hamlet?
=2b or not 2b?
A combinatorics professor once said,
A combinatorics professor once said, "Please solve exercises one, three, seven, and eleven, once, in any order."
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I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery
so that I can stick it to the man from a distance
Why does Dracula comb his hair straight back?
Because he can't see his reflection to part it any other way.
What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?
Net neutrality.
What do you get when you combine flour, eggs, sugar, fruit, and a man who thinks women are objects?
Crepe Culture.
What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?
Pai to play
What do you get when you combine a mommy and a daddy?
I don't know, but my dad said it's a mistake.
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What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory
How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.
You're in the Army Now
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Why did the hair spray tell on the comb?
He was under preasure.
Someone on here just offered to comb my hair
Am I a victim of online grooming?
To combat drug addiction, Christians are now rebranding herion as "Jesus"
One should never take the Lord's name in vein.
What do you get when you combine two coups?
A Sudan
What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?
The Bleach Boys
What do you get if you combine 2000 Tunas?
T2000 Cybernetic organism.
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What do you get when you combine a cat and an octopus?
A job offer from h**....
If combining your breakfast and lunch is called brunch. What is combining your breakfast, lunch, and dinner called?
It's called being poor.
What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?
Runtatooie, run!
What do you get when you combine a rock and the clown it
a rock-it
What do you get when you combine a feminine wig and a leather sandal?
A Mirkinstock.
What do you get when you combine an Elephant and a Rhino?
Eleph-Rhino ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.
What do you get when you combine the Rock and E.T.?
(From my little brother)
A rocket
