The Best 9 Comatose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comatose jokes. There are some comatose clinical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comatose asleep puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comatose Jokes and Puns

I told my wife "if ever I become comatose and depend on a machine for my survival, unplug me"

She unplugged the computer.

Somebody told me to "live everyday like it's your last".

So, I decided I'd stay in bed with life support and act as if I'm in comatose state from now on.

My wife came out of her coma and looked at me.

She said, "Your forearms don't look any bigger. You have been *masturbating* while I was comatose, haven't you?"

"Yes," I replied.

She said, "Which hand did you use?"

I said, "Yours."

Comatose joke, My wife came out of her coma and looked at me.

What do you call a comatose gay man?

A tomato...

It's both a fruit and a vegetable.

a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war

he was an unconscientious objector


What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called?

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

Veggie Tales!

What does a comatose gay person and a tomato have in common?

First they were a fruit, now they're a vegetable.

Comatose joke, What does a comatose gay person and a tomato have in common?

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

My feet are really hairy.

Every once in I while I go comatose.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comatose turnip jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comatose consciousness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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