Following is our collection of coma puns and clinical one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comatose jokes for adults, dirty bedridden jokes and clean asleep dad gags for kids.
She unplugged the computer.
So, I decided I'd stay in bed with life support and act as if I'm in comatose state from now on.
She said, "Your forearms don't look any bigger. You have been *masturbating* while I was comatose, haven't you?"
"Yes," I replied.
She said, "Which hand did you use?"
I said, "Yours."
A tomato...
It's both a fruit and a vegetable.
he was an unconscientious objector
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
First they were a fruit, now they're a vegetable.
A salad.
Every once in I while I go comatose.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.