Comatoes Jokes

Following is our collection of lam puns and consciousness one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comatoes jokes for adults, dirty icu jokes and clean antartica dad gags for kids.

The Best Comatoes Puns

What do you call an unconscious foot?


(I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when your feet fall asleep?


Did you hear about the doctor with a foot fetish?

He was arrested for having his way with the comatoes.

My foot feel asleep

I'm coma-toes

What do you call the guy whose feet always fall asleep?


I met a man whose feet were always asleep.

I guess you could say he was comatoes.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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