The Best 7 Comatoes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comatoes jokes. There are some comatoes consciousness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comatoes antartica puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comatoes Jokes and Puns

What do you call an unconscious foot?


(I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when your feet fall asleep?


When people's feet fall asleep, why don't their toes signal for help?

They're coma-toes.

Did you hear about the doctor with a foot fetish?

He was arrested for having his way with the comatoes.

My foot feel asleep

I'm coma-toes

What do you call the guy whose feet always fall asleep?


I met a man whose feet were always asleep.

I guess you could say he was comatoes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comatoes narcoleptic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comatoes toes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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