comatoes Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious comatoes puns

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes!

(I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What do you get when your feet fall asleep?

Coma-toes

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Did you hear about the doctor with a foot fetish?

He was arrested for having his way with the comatoes.

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My foot feel asleep

I'm coma-toes

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do vegetables have at the end of their feet?

Coma-toes!

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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I met a man whose feet were always asleep.

I guess you could say he was comatoes.

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What do you call the guy whose feet always fall asleep?

Comatoes

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What are the most funny Comatoes jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Comatoes? Well, here are the best Comatoes dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Comatoes pick up lines to share with friends.

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