Comatoast Jokes

Following is our collection of feed puns and awake one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comatoast jokes for adults, dirty asleep jokes and clean unconscious dad gags for kids.

The Best Comatoast Puns

I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again

I think it might be comatoast.

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

What does a sleep-deprived person eat for breakfast?

Coma-toast!

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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