The Best 14 Column Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Column jokes. There are some column unauthorized jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these column clapton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Column Jokes and Puns

Today I saw a phone number written on a pillar...

Should I column?

Nelson was 5ft 4". His statue on top of the column in London is 18ft.

Thats Horatio of about 3:1

Why was the null column condemned by the church?

Because it didn't have any values.

Column joke, Why was the null column condemned by the church?

Dad and his son are sitting on the front porch.

Meanwhile a column of cars are passing by and honking their horns.
"Dad why are they honking their horns?" asked the son.
"They are going to a wedding" responds the father
"But in school we learned that horns should be used only as a warning"
"Exactly..."

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.


What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house?

Column

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Column joke, What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

So I asked a kid from Saudi Arabia what his favorite method of suicide was

He perked up and said you want to know how to start a newspaper column

What's a white women's favorite type of Roman column?

A Karenthian.

Hey, have you been able to reach row?

I haven't been able to column.

My wife asked me, "Do you think it's because of a potential revolution or school shootings that the government keeps trying to take our guns?"

I said, "A little of column A, a little of Columbine."

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I saw this advice column titled "Askhenazi"

You know those buildings in ancient Greece with all those pillars?

I think they column pavilions.

a lil' Boudreaux joke for y'all.

Mrs. Boudreaux went to the the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.
She said, "Here ya go, 2 dollahs - put in dere dat Boudreaux Died."
They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."
She said "Mais, no, just 'Boudreaux died'."
The editor said, "Well, you a lil' upset. Bring yaself back tomorruh and you probably tink of sumtin else."
She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I tought of sumtin else.. 'BOAT FOR SALE'."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the column newspaper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working column headline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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