Column Jokes

Following is our collection of mandela puns and unauthorized one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Column jokes for adults, dirty reporter jokes and clean clapton dad gags for kids.

The Best Column Puns

Today I saw a phone number written on a pillar...

Should I column?

Why was the null column condemned by the church?

Because it didn't have any values.

Dad and his son are sitting on the front porch.

Meanwhile a column of cars are passing by and honking their horns.
"Dad why are they honking their horns?" asked the son.
"They are going to a wedding" responds the father
"But in school we learned that horns should be used only as a warning"

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house?


What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

So I asked a kid from Saudi Arabia what his favorite method of suicide was

He perked up and said you want to know how to start a newspaper column

What's a white women's favorite type of Roman column?

A Karenthian.

Hey, have you been able to reach row?

I haven't been able to column.

I saw this advice column titled "Askhenazi"

My wife asked me, "Do you think it's because of a potential revolution or school shootings that the government keeps trying to take our guns?"

I said, "A little of column A, a little of Columbine."

You know those buildings in ancient Greece with all those pillars?

I think they column pavilions.

There is an abundance of newspaper jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes and column puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any headline witze you can hear about column.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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