Columbus Jokes

Funniest Columbus Short Jokes

Short columbus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The columbus humour may include short christopher columbus jokes also.

1. Happy Columbus Day I'm celebrating by getting lost in the grocery store while looking for the spice aisle.
2. Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
3. What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? "Okay men, get on the ship."
4. 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship Santa Maria were named Juan That's almost a three to Juan ratio.
5. At first I didn't think I needed my History course on Columbus's ships bringing harmful insects to America. But it ended up being an import ant class.
6. You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.
7. Columbus Day is a really sore subject for me. It's so hard for me to honor the holiday while ignoring one of the biggest crimes in human history... The introduction of Tobacco into western society.
8. Guy at work: They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in India, do they? Me: They would if Columbus had stopped to ask for directions...
9. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
10. Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident.

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Columbus One Liners

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1. How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps.
2. What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus.
3. How do people from Columbus greet each other? Oh, hi yo!
4. Isn't it time we stopped celebrating Columbus day? Peter Falk died in 2011.
5. What did Columbus give the natives in return for the island of Hispaniola? Smallpox.
6. Did Christopher Columbus intend to find America? No, it was occidental.
7. Columbus thought he landed in the Far East. But he landed in the Far West by occident.
8. What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus
9. When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
10. What do you call Christopher Columbus stuck in a door? Dora the explorer
11. Kendrick Lamars New Song Chris Don't Kill My Tribe, in honor of Columbus Day
12. Where did Christopher Columbus first land? in his mother.
13. How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident
14. Christopher Columbus essentially commented "FIRST!" on a video with 50,000,000 views.
15. What did Columbus actually see when he thought he saw mermaids? Man-a-tease!

Columbus Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny columbus day jokes and even better columbus day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Celebrating Columbus Day is like finding a $50 bill in someone's house and they ask, "Where did you get that?"
  "I discovered it in your kitchen." cr
• Back in the days Columbus was trying to find India and now Native Americans are called Indians. Hundreds of years later: an American tries to fix his printer. This is Vikram, how may I help you?

Christopher Columbus Jokes

Here is a list of funny christopher columbus jokes and even better christopher columbus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Christopher Columbus is like... ...the person who comments First on a post even though they are not the first.

Witty Columbus Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

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