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Pablo Escobar was taken down with the assistance of Columbian children acting as police informants
When he was arrested, Pablo furiously cried out "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those Medellín kids!"
They say love produces the same effects as c**...
And certainly whenever I make love it involves the death of an orphaned Columbian street child.
- Credit to Frankie Boyle
Do you know how much pressure did the Cartel put on the Columbian goverment in the 80s?
1 escobar
An American, a Columbian, a Mexican and a Canadian are on a plane
The plane is too heavy, so they are asked to throw something away.
The Canadian grabs a goose, throws it out the plane and says "I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"
The Columbian grabs a huge box full of c**..., throws it out of the plane and says "I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane
"I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"
I like American cola just fine, and Mexican cokes are even better!
But Columbian coke is especially great!
What's the difference between British Columbian prostitutes and bacon?
Pigs don't eat bacon.
An American, a Frenchman, and a Colombian are all on a plane
The American sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Look! We're in my country.
How can you tell? Says the Frenchman
I can touch the Statue of Liberty.
Sometime passes, The Frenchman then sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Oh, we're in my country now.
How can you tell? Says the Columbian
I can feel the Eiffel tower.
Again, some more time passes. Then, the Columbian sticks his hand out of the window and says,
Ahh, we're in my country now.
How can you tell? Says the American
The Columbian pulls his hand back in and says We're in my country because my watch is missing.
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