The Best 6 Columbian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Columbian jokes. There are some columbian rican jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these columbian peruvian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Columbian Jokes and Puns

Pablo Escobar was taken down with the assistance of Columbian children acting as police informants

When he was arrested, Pablo furiously cried out "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those Medellín kids!"

They say love produces the same effects as cocaine

And certainly whenever I make love it involves the death of an orphaned Columbian street child.

- Credit to Frankie Boyle

Do you know how much pressure did the Cartel put on the Columbian goverment in the 80s?

1 escobar

I like American cola just fine, and Mexican cokes are even better!

But Columbian coke is especially great!

An American, a Columbian, a Mexican and a Canadian are on a plane

The plane is too heavy, so they are asked to throw something away.

The Canadian grabs a goose, throws it out the plane and says "I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"

The Columbian grabs a huge box full of Cocaine, throws it out of the plane and says "I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane
"I don't mind, there's plenty back in my country"


What's the difference between British Columbian prostitutes and bacon?

Pigs don't eat bacon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the columbian aztec jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working columbian adaptation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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