So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.
In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.
The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS.
A professor at the University of British Columbia was giving a lecture
on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject,
the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies".
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple and says, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone. The lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", to which her husband replies, "You were doing 120 in a 90 zone."
The officer then asks for the lady's licence and registration. The old lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", to which her husband replies, "He wants to see your licence and registration."
The officer asks where they're from; again, the old lady asks, "What; what did he say!?", and her husband replies, "He wants to know where we're from." The old lady tells the officer they're from Fernie, British Columbia.
The officer tells the elderly couple that the worst piece of ass he ever had was in Fernie. The old lady asks yet again, "What; what did he say!?". Her husband replies, "He thinks he knows ya."
They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.
Sorry.
...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
In theory.
-Steve Harvey
..., they are Colum-beings.
Yiddish Columbia
Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US
Because he wooden like it.
Don't they know that ions are important to your body?
...will explode any time.
Brits and Columbians.
Because Texas already got Columbia.
Because you experience 0 G's in space.
All the homes there are underwater
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