Columbia Jokes

Funniest Columbia Short Jokes

Short columbia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The columbia humour may include short achievement jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Switzerland and Columbia? In Switzerland, snow is measured in meters, in Columbia in kilograms.
2. To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
3. Why the people dress so clean in Columbia ? because there´ s someone always Washing a ton
   (please dont kill me, engl 2nd languaje):
4. Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.
   Sorry.
5. President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of amy winehouse and Whitney Houston.
6. Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture. In theory.
7. I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US
8. Why didn't Johnson Space Center in Houston get one of the retired Space Shuttle orbiters? Because Texas already got Columbia.
9. NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail? Because you experience 0 G's in space.
10. I recently heard that grad students at Columbia had voted to unionize. Don't they know that ions are important to your body?

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Columbia One Liners

Which columbia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with columbia? I can suggest the ones about pageant and boomer.

1. And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey
2. The people of Columbia are not only human beings... ..., they are Colum-beings.
3. What do you call a Jewish organization based in Vancouver? Yiddish Columbia
4. Columbia is the new Miss Universe
5. Who lives in British Columbia? Brits and Columbians.
6. Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater
7. I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time.

British Columbia Jokes

Here is a list of funny british columbia jokes and even better british columbia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it.

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What funny jokes about columbia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make columbia pranks.