The Best 11 Colt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colt jokes. There are some colt revolver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colt obscenities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colt Jokes and Puns

A man with a gun walks in to a bar...

He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"

A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"

A cop pulls over a woman

The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"

The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."

The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"

She says "Absolutely nothing."

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a pistol and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .

A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo

Colt joke, A guy walks into a bar

A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...

The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"

The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"

From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.

Short gun story

A man walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a colt 45 model 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who is sleeping with my wife!"

A voice yelled from the back of the bar, "You're gonna need more ammo!"


What do you call a young, satanic horse?

A colt.

I'll see myself out...

What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun?

A colt.

Colt joke, What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun?

Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45

When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans

Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse?

Because it's a colt.

My friend was in an old movie about guns

It is now a Colt Classic

Blind man in fish market

If you remember Colt 45, this isnt new to you..
A blind man walked past this fish market.
He stopped and took a deep breath and yelled
"Good morning ladies!!!!"

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