Colt Jokes
22 colt jokes and hilarious colt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Colt Short Jokes
Short colt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colt humour may include short collie jokes also.
- Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem? He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
- This weekend the Patriots defeated the Colts in the AFC championship game by a score of 45-7... But, this week it would be 38-14, adjusted for inflation.
- April showers bring Mayflowers, but what do Mayflowers bring? The Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis.
- Just Announced : Indianapolis Colts are going to Super Bowl XLIX (2015) As tickets to the event are now available on StubHub.
- A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
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Colt One Liners
Which colt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colt? I can suggest the ones about colonel and collie dog.
- What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.
- Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse? Because it's a colt.
- What's a sceintologist's favorite NFL team? The colts
- My friend was in an old movie about guns It is now a Colt Classic
- What do you call the Indianapolis football fans? A Colt following
- The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick
- Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt.
- What do you call a young, satanic horse? A colt.
I'll see myself out...
Cheerful Fun Colt Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about colt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colt pranks.
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
A cop pulls over a woman
The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"
The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."
The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"
She says "Absolutely nothing."
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A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...
The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"
The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"
From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.
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Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
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Cop pulls a man over and the man hands him a concealed carry permit....
So the cop asked the man "are you carrying today sir?"
Man says "yes sir, I have a Colt .45 on my hip and a .22 in my boot."
"Anything else?" Said the officer. Man says "well there's a Glock in the glove box, a 12 gauge on the back seat... oh plus the M4, Springfield and Tommy gun in the trunk."
Officer responds "Are you going to or from the gun range sir?"
"Neither officer."
"Well then what are you so afraid of?"
The man looks the officer square in the eye and says
"Not a God d**... thing..."
Oldie I remembered, thought I'd share.
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Racehorse
An old race horse, a race horse in his prime, and a young colt are in the stables at a race track.
The old horse says "Man, when I was in my prime, I could have beat all you fools."
The prime horse says "Please old man, I could smoke you in your prime. Look at me!"
The colt scoffs at both, and says "You two don't know what you're talking about. When I get to my prime, I'm going to be setting records everywhere!"
As they continue arguing, a greyhound walks by the stables and exclaims,
"Holy s***! Talking horses!"
A Firefighter, a Sheriff, and a Paramedic are trying to get into heaven...
St. Peter greets them and tells them regardless of their heroic acts, they'll need to be able to count to ten to get into heaven.
The Sheriff goes first. He hauls out his Colt .45 and counts the shots, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Let me try again!" So he reloads, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Nope, I only got 7 shots."
So the Paramedic steps up, "I can do this." He gets into CPR position, "1 and, 2 and, 3 and, 4 and, 5... 1 and, 2 and, 3 and, 4 and, 5... Nope, CPR only goes in rounds of five."
The firefighter reluctantly goes next... "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"That's amazing!" St. Peter declares, "You're the first all week. Can you count any higher?"
"Sure, 10, jack, queen, king."
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Grandmother's p**...
My grandmother got pulled over for speeding. She rolled down her window and talked to the cop. He asked for her registration, and she said,
"Sure, i'll give it to you, but i want to warn you, I've got a Colt 45 in the glovebox."
As he reviewed her licence and reg, the cop asked her about any other weapons she had.
She admitted she had 2 other revolvers- one under her seat and one in her purse.
"3 pistols in your car!" said the cop, "What are you so afraid of?"
She said, "I am not afraid of anything!"
(did i read this here?)
