Cheerful Fun Colt Jokes for Lovely Laughter
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
A cop pulls over a woman
The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"
The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."
The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"
She says "Absolutely nothing."
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a p**... and yells I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife .
A voice from the back of the room yells
You're going to need more ammo
A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...
The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"
The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"
From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.
Short gun story
A man walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered p**... and yelled, "I have a colt 45 model 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who is sleeping with my wife!"
A voice yelled from the back of the bar, "You're gonna need more ammo!"
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his
unholstered p**... and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
What do you call a young, satanic horse?
A colt.
I'll see myself out...
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun?
A colt.
Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse?
Because it's a colt.
My friend was in an old movie about guns
It is now a Colt Classic
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Blind man in fish market
If you remember Colt 45, this isnt new to you..
A blind man walked past this fish market.
He stopped and took a deep breath and yelled
"Good morning ladies!!!!"
