Colouring Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Did you hear the news that Trump's personal library burnt down?

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.


Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

I finished 3 books today..

Might not sound like it, but that's a lot of colouring

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

I drank accidently ended up drinking some food colouring last night.

I ended up dying inside.

A teacher asks class to draw and colour a duck holding an umbrella

She notices Jerry colouring his duck blue and asks "where did you see a blue duck?" He replies "where did you see a duck holding an umbrella?"

I'm at the beach with my friend. He's a huge prankster.

He's just gone way out into the water with some of that red food colouring.

Hasn't moved for about ten minutes. Brilliant.

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night.

I ended up dying inside.

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night.

I ended up dyeing inside.

What are the funniest colouring jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Colouring? Well, here are the best Colouring puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Colouring pick up lines to share with friends.

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