Colourful Jokes

Following is our collection of vivid puns and snot one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Colourful jokes for adults, dirty dots jokes and clean multicolored dad gags for kids.

The Best Colourful Puns

Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.

I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.

I went paintballing last weekend and it didn't go very well. I got hit by every single paintball that came my way.

On the bright side, it was an overall colourful experience.

Your guy didn't know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned socks.

But argyle know some.

I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!

His name was 'Hue Mongoose'

Why did the baby system programmer like their new colourful blankie?

It was multithreaded.


A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.

For Humans, fall is a beautiful, colourful season.

but plants chill just shave all the season.

My friend gifted me a colourful carpet recently.

I put it in the living room, but I tripped over it constantly. I asked her: Where did you get this?

It was the psychedelic rug store.

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Toucan play that game.

There is an abundance of colorful jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and colourful puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kaleidoscope witze you can hear about colourful.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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