Colourful Jokes

Funniest Colourful Short Jokes

Short colourful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colourful humour may include short colorful jokes also.

1. Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ? Because Rick Astley is British.
2. I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby
3. I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."
4. Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.
5. According to ancient japanese lore, a person's aura takes a particular colour right before they die. Cyan Aura.
6. Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
7. So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"
8. I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green.
   (Courtesy of a family member)
9. I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still had a baby... ...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
10. 5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour? Purrrrrr-ple
    High fives all round!

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Colourful One Liners

Which colourful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colourful? I can suggest the ones about colorful parrot and painted bright.

1. What's the difference between grey and gray? One is a color, and the other is a colour.
2. What colour can unlock a car? Khaki
3. What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore? A reptile dysfunction
4. Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
5. So I got a vasectomy... Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.
6. When my kid is upset I let her colour my tattoo! She just needs a shoulder to Crayon
7. My Gf: What colour are my eyes? Me: 34C.
8. What is the colour of the Wind? Blew.
9. did you know cyan is the best colour? it's cyantifically proven.
10. What Colour Confuses an Idiot? Blue
11. What do you call a colour that you make up in your head? A pigment of my imagination.
12. Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
13. What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme.
14. I finished 3 books today.. Might not sound like it, but that's a lot of colouring
15. What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.

Quirky and Hilarious Colourful Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about colourful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vivid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colourful pranks.