The Best 10 Colourful Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colourful jokes. There are some colourful snot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colourful multicolored puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colourful Jokes and Puns

Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.

I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.

I went paintballing last weekend and it didn't go very well. I got hit by every single paintball that came my way.

On the bright side, it was an overall colourful experience.

Your guy didn't know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned socks.

But argyle know some.

Colourful joke, Your guy didn't know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned socks.

I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!

His name was 'Hue Mongoose'

A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.


Why did the baby system programmer like their new colourful blankie?

It was multithreaded.

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.

Colourful joke, Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

For Humans, fall is a beautiful, colourful season.

but plants chill just shave all the season.

My friend gifted me a colourful carpet recently.

I put it in the living room, but I tripped over it constantly. I asked her: Where did you get this?

It was the psychedelic rug store.

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Toucan play that game.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colourful colorful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colourful kaleidoscope piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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