Colourful Jokes

Funniest Colourful Short Jokes

Short colourful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colourful humour may include short colorful jokes also.

1. Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.
2. According to ancient japanese lore, a person's aura takes a particular colour right before they die. Cyan Aura.
3. I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still had a baby... ...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
4. 5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour? Purrrrrr-ple
   High fives all round!
5. Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colours
6. I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green
7. Color vs Colour, Favorite vs Favourite, Neighbor vs Neighbour British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
   American English: no u
8. A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"
9. The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
10. I got a vasectomy two years ago. Turns out is doesn't stop you from having kids, they just come out in different colours.

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Colourful One Liners

Which colourful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colourful? I can suggest the ones about colorful parrot and painted bright.

1. What's the difference between grey and gray? One is a color, and the other is a colour.
2. What colour can unlock a car? Khaki
3. Crayons are just like M&Ms.... They taste the same no matter what colour they are.
4. My Gf: What colour are my eyes? Me: 34C.
5. What is the colour of the Wind? Blew.
6. did you know cyan is the best colour? it's cyantifically proven.
7. What Colour Confuses an Idiot? Blue
8. Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
9. What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme.
10. I finished 3 books today.. Might not sound like it, but that's a lot of colouring
11. What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.
12. Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime
13. What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue
14. What do Tv and American schools have in common? there weren't any colours until the 60s
15. Turquoise is the best colour in the world It is cyantifically proven

Quirky and Hilarious Colourful Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about colourful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vivid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colourful pranks.