Colourblind Jokes

I found out I was colourblind today

It was totally out of the purple

Why do colourblind people suck at dating?

Because they fail to see the red flags in a relationship

Just found out i was colourblind.

Well that came completely out of the yellow

Roses are...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh?

I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind...

It came right out of the purple

I just found out I'm colourblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the green.

My friend Craig got me those sunglasses for colourblind people; yesterday I saw colour for the first time.

Turns out, Craig is black.

Found out i was colourblind the other day..

Hit me right out of the purple

Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller?

He could only see the fuchsia

Is it okay to make fun of colourblind people's line of sight?

It's a grey area

Roses are red, Violets are red

i'm colourblind

Did you hear about the electrician who didn't know he was colourblind?

He was shocked to find out.

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

What an explosive way to find out you're colourblind.

I think my bus driver is colour-blind...

He never stops for black people.

Calling a colour-blind person racist like calling a deaf person...

It's ironic

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