The Best 17 Colourblind Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colourblind jokes. There are some colourblind colorblindness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colourblind gray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colourblind Jokes and Puns

I found out I was colourblind today

It was totally out of the purple

Why do colourblind people suck at dating?

Because they fail to see the red flags in a relationship

What do colour-blind people and cyclists have in common?

They can't tell the difference between red and green.

Colourblind joke, What do colour-blind people and cyclists have in common?

Just found out i was colourblind.

Well that came completely out of the yellow

Roses are...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh?


I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind...

It came right out of the purple

I just found out I'm colourblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the green.

Colourblind joke, I just found out I'm colourblind.

My friend Craig got me those sunglasses for colourblind people; yesterday I saw colour for the first time.

Turns out, Craig is black.

Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller?

He could only see the fuchsia

Found out i was colourblind the other day..

Hit me right out of the purple

Is it okay to make fun of colourblind people's line of sight?

It's a grey area

You can explore colourblind pigment reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean colourblind hues dad jokes. There are also colourblind puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Roses are red, Violets are red

i'm colourblind

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

What an explosive way to find out you're colourblind.

Did you hear about the electrician who didn't know he was colourblind?

He was shocked to find out.

Calling a colour-blind person racist like calling a deaf person...

It's ironic

I just found out that I was colourblind

It really ca,e out of the purple

Colourblind joke, I just found out that I was colourblind

I think my bus driver is colour-blind...

He never stops for black people.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colourblind reddish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colourblind colourful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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