Colour Orange Jokes
7 colour orange jokes and hilarious colour orange puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colour orange that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Colour Orange Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Orange is my favorite colour
I love it more than red and yellow put together
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Here's a limerick I wrote:
There once was a colour named orange,
...d**....
As your colour blind attorney,I can tell you the law isn't always clear cut...
It's not all purple and orange
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My wife is a ginger
During s**... she turns this colour between red and yellow, we call it her "O"range.
I told my son to spell orange
He said "the colour or the fruit"
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Dining at the Mall.....
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got s**... once and s**... a Peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter"
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Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're a**...!'
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