Colour Blue Jokes
31 colour blue jokes and hilarious colour blue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colour blue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Colour Blue Short Jokes
Short colour blue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colour blue humour may include short blue eyed jokes also.
- The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
- Two Irishmen are talking ... One says to the other "Y'know, green is my favourite colour in the whole world! In fact, I like it more than blue and yellow combined!"
- I've never understood the Navy's colour being Navy blue. I though they were the aqua-marines.
- If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be? Black and blue of course.
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The girl, not the car.
(Courtesy of my son, the sicko). - I find it ironic that the colours red white and blue stand for freedom Until they're flashing behind you
- Roses are red, violets are blue. When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.
- What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
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Colour Blue One Liners
Which colour blue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colour blue? I can suggest the ones about blue and blue sky.
- What Colour Confuses an Idiot? Blue
- What is red and green and blue all over? I have no idea I'm colour blind
- I dislike the colour purple more than blue and red combined.
- I love the colour green.... More than blue and yellow combined
- Girl, are you the colour blue? because 0000FF.
- It's not often I read about oddly coloured orbiting planets. About once in a blue moon.
- What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light.
- What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
- What's blue, standing in the kitchen? s**..., I can paint my wife any colour I want!
Colour Blue Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about colour blue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blue pill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colour blue pranks.
Semantics really
I woke up this morning and found a bunch of missing person posters around town that said "Offering reward for any information".
I promptly ran to a phone, called them up and told them my favourite colour was blue.
A teacher asks class to draw and colour a duck holding an umbrella
She notices j**... colouring his duck blue and asks "where did you see a blue duck?" He replies "where did you see a duck holding an umbrella?"
Border Guard
An American couple was crossing the border into Canada. The border guard notices that the wife's white skin is red and blue from a beating. So the border guard says to the husband, "You better not be doing that here in Canada Eh, cause those colours don't fly here".
An old man was sitting on a bench ...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair coloured green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said: " What's the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied: " Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son. "
Eddie Vedder's LED lamp bulb stops working...
He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.
After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.
Dining at the Mall.....
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got s**... once and s**... a Peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my daughter"