Colour Blindness Jokes

Funniest Colour Blindness Short Jokes

Short colour blindness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colour blindness humour may include short color blind jokes also.

1. I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green.
   (Courtesy of a family member)
2. I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green
3. Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green
4. What do colour-blind people and cyclists have in common? They can't tell the difference between red and green.
5. I just got diagnosed as colour blind! I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!
6. My colour blind friend is still upset with me. I thought the Rubik's cube was a great gift.
7. My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
8. So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.
   Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.
9. As your colour blind attorney,I can tell you the law isn't always clear cut... It's not all purple and orange
10. One advantage to being colour blind is.. Always being able to quickly finish a Rubik's cube.

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Colour Blindness One Liners

Which colour blindness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colour blindness? I can suggest the ones about green colorblind and blindness.

1. I just found out I am colour blind. It really came out of the grey.
2. I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple.
3. What is red and green and blue all over? I have no idea I'm colour blind
4. Found out I was colour blind the other day That one came right out of the orange!
5. I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it Perk of being colour blind
6. Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller? He could only see the fuchsia
7. The doctor told me I'm colour blind. That really came out of the purple
8. I'm colour blind. But it only affects me once in a brown moon.
9. Q: Why did God invent colour blindness? A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
10. I just found out I was colour blind. The diagnosis came out of the purple.
11. As a colour blind bomb technician You only defuse a bomb once
12. I'm not blind. I'm just colour blind to all colour except black.
13. Calling a colour-blind person racist like calling a deaf person... It's ironic
14. I think my bus driver is colour-blind... He never stops for black people.
15. What do doctors call people who aren't racist? Colour blind.

Colour Blindness Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about colour blindness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad vision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colour blindness pranks.