Following is our collection of funny Colour Blind jokes. There are some colour blind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colour blind puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The diagnosis came completely out of the green.
(Courtesy of a family member)
It came completely out of the green
Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green
They can't tell the difference between red and green.
It really came out of the grey.
The news came out of the purple.
I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
He could only see the fuchsia
It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.
Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.
But it only affects me once in a brown moon.
You can explore colour blind reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean colour blind dad jokes. There are also colour blind puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.
It's not all purple and orange
You only defuse a bomb once
I'm just colour blind to all colour except black.
That really came out of the purple
It's ironic
He never stops for black people.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colour blind jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working colour blind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.