The Best 21 Colour Blind Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colour Blind jokes. There are some colour blind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colour blind puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colour Blind Jokes and Puns

I just found out I'm colour blind

The diagnosis came completely out of the green.

(Courtesy of a family member)

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind..

It came completely out of the green

Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green

Colour Blind joke, Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

What do colour-blind people and cyclists have in common?

They can't tell the difference between red and green.

I just found out I am colour blind.

It really came out of the grey.


I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday.

The news came out of the purple.

I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!

Colour Blind joke, I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

broke up with the girlfriend because she was always up my ass about being colour blind and a dozen other things

too many grey flags

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

Did you hear about the colour-blind fortune teller?

He could only see the fuchsia

You can explore colour blind reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean colour blind dad jokes. There are also colour blind puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


So the test results are in.

It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.

Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.

I'm colour blind.

But it only affects me once in a brown moon.

Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?

A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.

I just found out I was colour blind.

The diagnosis came out of the purple.

As your colour blind attorney,I can tell you the law isn't always clear cut...

It's not all purple and orange

Colour Blind joke, As your colour blind attorney,I can tell you the law isn't always clear cut...

As a colour blind bomb technician

You only defuse a bomb once

I'm not blind.

I'm just colour blind to all colour except black.

The doctor told me I'm colour blind.

That really came out of the purple


Calling a colour-blind person racist like calling a deaf person...

It's ironic

I think my bus driver is colour-blind...

He never stops for black people.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colour blind jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colour blind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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