Colour Blind Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Colour Blind jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Colour Blind Puns

I just found out I'm colour blind

The diagnosis came completely out of the green.

(Courtesy of a family member)

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind..

It came completely out of the green

Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

Genuinely can't believe it, this has come completely out of the green

Colour Blind joke, Just went to the doctor and found out I'm colour blind

I just found out I am colour blind.

It really came out of the grey.

I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday.

The news came out of the purple.


I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

Colour Blind joke, My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

So the test results are in.

It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind.



Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink.

Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?

A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.

I'm colour blind.

But it only affects me once in a brown moon.

I just found out I was colour blind.

The diagnosis came out of the purple.


As your colour blind attorney,I can tell you the law isn't always clear cut...

It's not all purple and orange

As a colour blind bomb technician

You only defuse a bomb once

The doctor told me I'm colour blind.

That really came out of the purple

I'm not blind.

I'm just colour blind to all colour except black.

A cop shoots an unarmed white teenager

That's why cops aren't allowed to be colour blind

Colour Blind joke, A cop shoots an unarmed white teenager

What do doctors call people who aren't racist?

Colour blind.

What is the worst nutrition advice you can give to a colour blind person?

Eat the rainbow

One advantage to being colour blind is..

Always being able to quickly finish a Rubik's cube.


There is an abundance of jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 19 funniest jokes and colour blind puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any witze you can hear about colour blind.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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