The Best 7 Colostomy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colostomy jokes. There are some colostomy empathy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colostomy citrus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colostomy Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the hooker who got a colostomy?

Now she's getting action on the side!

What's the most difficult thing for a woman with a colostomy?

Finding shoes to match her bag.

When the doctor told me having a Colostomy would improve my grammar, I didn't believe him.

But it was true; I now use a semi-colon on a regular basis.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

I'm not saying my wife's a snob

but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton.


What happened to the hobbit when he suffered a rectal injury?

They had to put a Colostomy Baggin.

What goes after a semicolon?

The colostomy bag

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colostomy sugary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colostomy hysterectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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