Colostomy Jokes

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The Best Colostomy Puns

What's the most difficult thing for a woman with a colostomy?

Finding shoes to match her bag.

When the doctor told me having a Colostomy would improve my grammar, I didn't believe him.

But it was true; I now use a semi-colon on a regular basis.

I'm not saying my wife's a snob

but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What happened to the hobbit when he suffered a rectal injury?

They had to put a Colostomy Baggin.


What goes after a semicolon?

The colostomy bag

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