Colostomy Jokes
6 colostomy jokes and hilarious colostomy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colostomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter can be a helpful form of pain relief. If you've had a colostomy or you know someone who has, check out this collection of colostomy jokes to raise a smile. Humor is a great way to cope with the stress of surgery and make life a little easier.
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What is a good colostomy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Santa and his wife had a messy divorce after they both got colostomies.
After encouragement from friends and family, they both joined the support group for people with colostomies ironically named The Semicolon. Due to the help and support they got, they ended up remarrying.
Two independent Clauses were able to be joined as a result of The Semicolon.
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Did you hear about the h**... who got a colostomy?
Now she's getting action on the side!
What's the most difficult thing for a woman with a colostomy?
Finding shoes to match her bag.
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People get angry when you tell them how to do their jobs.
For example, when I suggested to my doctor that I get a colostomy, she ripped me a new a**....
When the doctor told me having a Colostomy would improve my grammar, I didn't believe him.
But it was true; I now use a semi-colon on a regular basis.
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