The Best 7 Colosseum Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Colosseum jokes. There are some colosseum architects jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colosseum arena puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Colosseum Jokes and Puns
The invention of sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and
Then Greek Says: "We invented sex" The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
A Greek and an Italian are arguing over whose culture is superior.
he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented sex." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."
A Greek and a Roman are arguing about who has the superior culture.
The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented sex". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum?
He was gladiator.
How did the cannibal feel after defeating his girlfriend in the Colosseum?
Well, he was gladiator.
*Defeeting
Where does asian food go to fight to the death?
The Ramen Colosseum.
The romans once tied together a bear and a bull in the colosseum to see what happened.
Unfortunately all that happened was the stock market collapsed
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