Coloring Book Jokes
27 coloring book jokes and hilarious coloring book puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coloring book that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Coloring Book Short Jokes
Short coloring book jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coloring book humour may include short children book jokes also.
- Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
- Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet.
- BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed.
The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet. - Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed.
One of them wasn't even colored in yet. - Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!
- There has been a devastating fire in russian president Putin's presidential library Both books were destroyed!
But even worse is that he only finished coloring one of them! - I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors. It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white
- How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon.
- I was really impressed with Stormy Daniels Memoir It's 200 pages. I really thought it was going to be coloring book.
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Coloring Book One Liners
Which coloring book one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coloring book? I can suggest the ones about food coloring and crayon.
- Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
- Did you know a book changes color after you're finished with it? It becomes red.
- I finished 5 books during the quarantine That's a lot of coloring.
- Oh so you're buying a book on colors? I red it already.
- Stop vandalizing coloring books. They're already printed the way God intended.
- I hate you more than Michel J Fox hates coloring books
- Your momma is so s**... She bought a coloring book on her nook.
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What funny jokes about coloring book you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas books jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coloring book pranks.
Two Jews were arguing whether or not white is a color
After arguing for a week they went for an advice to their rabbi
Rabbi looked into an old book and said yes, white is a color.
A week later same Jews were arguing for a week whether black is a color
Went to the same rabbi who said yes, black is also a color
See!!! says one of them, I did sell you a color TV!!!!
Donald Trump's Library Burned Down...
In a disastrous fire that destroyed Trump's library huge damages were sustained and all his books were lost. The real tragedy is that he hadn't finished coloring one yet!
I heard bad news on the way over here:the Donald Trump Presidential Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a total loss.
Worse yet, he hasn't finished coloring the second one.
Two fill in the blank jokes for your particular rivalry.
1. What's the difference between a girl from _______ and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to say no.
2. Did you hear that _________ school library burnt down?
They lost both books. One of them hadn't even been colored in yet.
Donald Trump built a house of cards out of his Magic the Gathering collection.
It was a little house, but it had multiple floors, and was even sturdy enough for a sitting room on the second floor. Donald loved to go up there and draw in his coloring books. One day he thought something might be wrong with it, which frustrated him, since he had worked so hard on it. Angrily, he stomped around trying to find any defects. He stomped so hard it collapsed on top of him, burying him forever! He had put so much faith in that mana fort, only to have it fold under cross examination, taking him down with it.